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Meeting

A week passed by. Vladimir was hungry, and hasn't talked to anyone for all the time he was there. That was until he heard a loud blast outside his cell.
"Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin! The FSB has arrived to rescue you!"

"Thank the heavens." He said getting up and dusting his shirt. Before he got out of his cell, though, he heard heavy gunfire. He wasn't sure whether to leave or stay in the cell. As much as he knew that it was important that he stays alive, he didn't want to die a coward. Not after everything he's said and done.
A true Russian, a true leader, would pay the ultimate price to defend the motherland. He didn't know what the future of the world was in the midst of all this chaos. But at least he can fight with his countrymen until the very end.
"After all, I still pack the same punch as I used to." He said as he rummaged through the cell looking for something that can break the lock.
He heard rustling of the chains outside of his door. When he turned around, he was met with North Korean soldiers with gas masks and an aerosol can. 
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"Palayain mo ako putangina!"

"Rody, I don't think yelling at North Koreans angrily will convince them to not kill you.Oh, it looks like he's waking up."

"Good day, Vladimir Putin."

"что происходит...." Vladimir mumbled.

"English, Blademer."

"английский..." Vladimir shut his eyes tightly for a brief moment and sat up slowly. Rodrigo Duterte and Donald Trump were in the same room as he.
"What... what is this...?" He murmured.

"Kim Jong Un nuked Canada and kidnapped me," Donald said.

"I declared war on North Korea and then I was taken." Rodrigo said.

"Alright... well, we all know that we are in a terrible situation right now. The whole world must be on fire. But the first thing that should be on our minds is getting back home and figuring out how to fix this mess. We have to find a way." Vladimir said.

"I don't know about that Vlad, I kinda just want a steak right now." Donald replied.