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SCM-#PranksterAcademy: The Star Daughter

Sailor: "....aaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Kitari: "...Sailor? You okay?"

Sailor and Kitari were staying at the Star House, while all the other guys went up to the Celestial World for some party or something. The 2 were taking care of leftover jobs and approving the finished ones. Sailor had went out earlier because they heard a whining sound somewhere and she went out to investigate. She came back with a laughing little girl, tucked under her arm like a football. She ran into the parlor screaming the unscreamable.

Sailor: "THAT SPARKLY B-TARD STAR KING RAPED ME!!!"

Kitari: "...Wha...?"

Sailor: "He raped me. Look at her HAIR!"

Kitari slowly walked over to the little girl, who looked no more than 2 or 3 years old, and it was obvious where she got her wavy, creamy milk colored hair, with slight shiny golden highlights. The little girl lifted her head and Kitari now knew why that this had to be the Star King's and Sailor's.

Kitari: "Her eyes are...yours...!"

Sailor: "I KNOW!"

Sailor wailed. The little girl felt her mother's (?) discomfort and reached up to hold her neck as a hug. Sailor held her up, not knowing if she was even doing this right.

Kitari: "...What's her name?"

Sailor: "What...? The only thing she's been saying is 'mommy'."

Kitari/Sailor: "...."

Kitari: "Can we go up to the throne room? I wanna have a WORD with you husband."

Sailor: "HE'S NOT MY HUSBAND!!!"

*****

And so...Sailor and Kitari snuck up to the Celestial World, with...

Sailor: "...Ssh...! Sailiott, PLEASE...!"

Sailor's 'daughter', whom they nicknamed 'Sailiott' (sail-ee-ot). Kitari found the name cute, whereas Sailor found it annoying when it has a big chunk of her name in it. They had her wrapped up in a blanket, while the 2 snuck around in capes. Sailor was tasked with holding her close, because Sailiott didn't want to be away from 'mommy', and had been constantly asking where 'daddy' was.

Sailor: "Please be quiet! We're gonna see you daddy if we can just make it!"

Kitari: "That's the throne room...!"

Sailor: "Yes~! Is he talking in there...?"

Kitari: "I can't make out the words, but there's no other voices."

Sailor: "Well someone likes listening to the sound of their own voice...!"

*BAM*

Sailor: "HEY, STAR KING, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT...now....?"

Sailor and Kitari looked around the throne room and people were all over the place. Including the guys who stared at them dumbfounded.

Kitari: "I...thought this party was gonna be in the ballroom...?"

Sailor: "Right...but the Star King has to be there..."

Sailiott: "...*muffle, muffle*...Waaah!!"

Sailor: "Sailiott....! Not now...!"

Star King: "Sailor Pisces and Kitari Author. What an unnecessary surprise. What are you 2 doing up here?"

"'Up here'?"

"Are they from Earth?"

"Their aura say otherwise, but..."

"They have no stars in their eyes!"

Sailor held up Sailiott like in the 'Lion King', letting the top part of the blanket fall off her head, revealing her wide chibi eyes and long flowing hair that went past her tiny feet.

Sailor: "Your DAUGHTER has been WANTING you."

Sailiott: "Daddy~! Daddy, daddy!"

Sailiott reached out her chubby, dimpled hands toward the Star King in a grabbing motion. Sailor's eyes were high in a glare for everyone to see. Sailiott's eyes were the exact same color. She turned around to face Sailor, pointed at her and said...

Sailiott: "Mommy and daddy...?"

Sailor: "Yeah, that guy over their is daddy, and no, we're not at hip."

Ichthys: "WHAAAA?!?!"

Kitari: "Yes, we have a problem...Sailiott thinks that Sailor is her mother and the Star King's her father and she wouldn't stop crying until she got to see you."

"His highness had a child with a human woman...?"

Sailor: "Hey! My case of humanity still weird, but at least I still have powers!"

Kitari: "I'm halfly glad she isn't mine, I'd probably accidently kill her by burns. You're a water type, so..."

Star King: "...So you found out."

Sailor/Kitari/The Guys: "WHAT!?"

Star King: "I can't believe I'm saying this at this time, but that child is, indeed, mine."

Sailor: "Th-then..."

Star King: "How did you ever know her name was 'Sailiott', Sailor?"

Kitari: "You...you were the first one to...suggest the name..."

Sailor: "...Oh, heck, nooooo..."

*****

The party was dismissed early and it was now nighttime. Sailor had really made a mess of the place and water was their enemy. It had exploded all over the Celestial World that Sailor and the Star King was a human and Celestial couple and a she had now reigned queen for about a week until she killed the Star King in her sleep and the Celestial World blew up.

The End.

Sailor: "Lol..."

Kitari: "How long are we supposed to do this?"

Sailor: "Until this sparkly b-tard figures out this is a dream."

Kitari: "How many points do we get for this?"

Sailor: "Considering he's a Notice, we'll probably get a whopping 500."

Kitari: "That should then bring us into the running for the top 25."

Sailor: "...Now...who's our next target."