Sailor: "...*yawn~*..."
*cling, cling, cling*
Sailor: "Mm...? What the...?"
Sailor: (It sounds like it's coming from the Wishes hall, where their departments and bedrooms are...are they having a party...? This early in the morning...? Geez, so that one party last night wasn't enough for them...?)
*****
What was actually going on...
Kitari: "ALL OF YOU PEEPS IN THE DEPARTMENT!!!"
*CLACK, STOMP, CLACK, STOMP*
Kitari: "YOU ARE ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOOSE MY MIND!!!"
*CLACK, STOMP, CLACK, STOMP*
Kitari: "WHERE THE *beep* ARE THE PANS!? WHERE ARE THE *beep*-ING PANS?!?!"
*finds them*
*CLANG, CLANG, CLANG*
Kitari: "ALL OF YA SUCKERS UP!!!"
*****
And so it begins...
*****
Leon's room:
*kicks open door*
Kitari: "I GET NOT SLEEP CUZ OF YALL!!!"
*kicks Leon's bed*
(he sits up irritated)
Kitari: "SO YA NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME!!!"
*WHAM*
(hits Leon in the head with the pan and stomps out screaming)
*****
Huedhaut's room:
Kitari: "I GET NOT SLEEP CUZ OF YALL!!!"
*flips Huedhaut's bed over with Hue still in it*
*CLANG, CLANG*
(he was reading a book, and then fell into the water)
*****
Tauxolouve's room:
*CLANG, CLANG, CLANG*
Kitari: "SO YA NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME!!!"
*attacks mercilessly on Tauxolouve with the pans, then slams his family jewels*
*****
Teorus' room:
*kicks down door*
Kitari: "I NEVER GET SLEEP CUZ OF YALL!!!"
*Teorus groggily try to escape this unknown noisy creature, but ends up being kicked out of his bed and stomped on*
*CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, CLANG*
*****
Karno's room:
*burns away door in utter rage*
*CLANG, CLANG, CLANG*
*every step she takes is left on fire/in ashes*
Kitari: "SO YALL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP CUZ OF ME!!!"
(Karno is hiding under his bed)
*CLANG, CLANG, CLANG*
(His room is in flames)
*****
(Kitari is parading around the rooms, burning the floors in her unsettling wake, screaming...)
Kitari: "I GET NOT SLEEP CUZ OF YALL!!!! SO YA NEVER GET ANY SLEEP CUZ OF ME!!!"
*CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, CLANG~*
(is out for her next victim, whom many are struggling in their pain to warn)
(Aigonorous)
(The king of sleep and all things naps)
(Kitari is going to murder him)
*****
Aigonorous' room:
*BAM*
(still asleep)
(Kitari raises her flaming set of pans high in the air, her eyes alight with unaquiting, flaming RAGE)
*WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM*
(Aigonorous isn't breathing)
(Kitari didn't care)
(She was laughing like a bloody maniac)
(Blood was splattered all over the area)
(Kitari left the room in flames and proceeded to the rest of the members...again)
*****
Note: This story has is an embellished version of the true story
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