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SCM-Department Queens: Kitari and the 'TALK'

Leon: "Goldfish."

Kitari: "Mm? Leon, what are you doing out here?"

Leon: "I asked something first."

Kitari: "Did not! You're supposed to be working!"

Leon: "Ugh, stop your yelling, goldfish."

Kitari: "And can you PLEASE stop calling me that. I am over your power levels."

Leon: "Oh, I seriously doubt THAT confidence."

Kitari: "Whatever, Leon. Just get to work. And FINISH your work. Or I'm scarring your back or something."

Leon: "Ooh, look at our dearest queen of Wishes, she's getting feisty."

Kitari: "LEON. NOW."

Leon: "Fine, fine."

Sailor: "Hey~ Negai!"

Kitari: "...Negai?"

Sailor: "Yeah, 'Wishes'!"

Kitari: "So, what am I supposed to call you, 'Shobatsu'?"

Zyglavis: "Superior Sailor?"

Sailor: "Ah, Zyglavis, got that work all finalized?"

Zyglavis: "Thanks to you, the work went much faster than usual."

Sailor: "Eh, no biggie."

Kitari: "Whoa, what did you do?"

Sailor: "Gave them all a stern talking to. You should do it with your members."

Kitari: "I don't think I can..."

Sailor: "Ah, come on! Don't you want Leon to be more straightened up?"

Kitari: "...I'll see you later."

Sailor: "There you go."

*****

Kitari: "Okay, I've all called you here for a very important talk-"

Leon: *yawn~*

Teorus: *trying to stifle a yawn*

Aigonorous: *was already sleeping*

Karno/Tauxolouve/Huedhaut: *actually paying attention*

Kitari: "...That's how you wanna play this...?"

*SNAP*

*FWOOM*

(all): "....!!!"

Kitari: "LISTEN. WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU."

Leon: "Look at that fire power."

*SNAP! SLASH*

Leon: "....!"

Kitari: "Don't worry, it's on your neck, so your fan girls won't cry."

Leon: "How do you know?"

Kitari: "Hmph, you're not the serious romance type to take to bed."

Tauxolouve: "Wow, she even went there..."

Leon: "Oh ho, are you entirely sure about that, queen of Wishes?"

Kitari: "Leon. Don't test my patience. Flowers are much, MUCH, more easier to burn than skin."

Leon: "...You wouldn't dare."

Kitari: "Try me."

Teorus: "Uh...that talk, you were saying about."

Kitari: "Yeah, it's about Punishments."

Karno: "Punishments?"

Kitari: "Yeah, they're above us, at the moment."

Leon: "That kitchen scale's department? Above us?"

Kitari: "Whose fault do you think that is?"

Leon: "Yours for not keeping your members in check?"

Kitari: "So what Zyglavis is saying is ACTUALLY true and you're nothing more than a sadistic, rabid lion cub that can't take care if itself because he just appears to put ALL of his responsibilities on his superiors and comrades than doing it himself."

Leon: "You listen to him?"

Kitari: "Plus, you're always leaving your work half completed to do whatever with either your goddesses or your garden."

Leon: "Now, wait just a minute..."

Kitari: "And your personality is atrocious, you only think about yourself and doesn't give a flipping care about what other people think or say, because you're TOO DANG STEREOTYPICAL ABOUT PEOPLE AND THEIR ULTERIOR MOTIVES."

Leon: "Well. Look at you. You must love to hear the sound of your own voice."

Kitari: "...I don't. And you only listen to your own and not think what's going on with other people. Not just me!"

Karno: "Leon...she has a point there..."

Leon: "Your siding with the goldfish, Karno? Did she blackmail you into this?"

Karno: "What are you talking about? Is this what she meant about you thinking that everyone has ulterior motives? Even me? Really?"

Leon: "Look at that, you're creating doubt between your members, human."

Kitari: "It might be painful, but it's the truth. So you need to take it by the horns and do something. You can't keep doing this forever."

Leon: "Stop acting like you know everything about me, woman. You make me sick."

Kitari: "I know more than you think. You gotta quit running away from everything."

Leon: "....."

Kitari: "Sorry for what I'm saying is touchy, though this applies to all of you."

Teorus: "What?"

Aigonorous: "...?"

Kitari: "You all have something your afraid of but you never confront it. Your guys are always running away. Do something about it."

(all): "......"

Kitari: "*sigh*, this meeting is adjourned. Get back to work."

*****

Sailor: "So! How did it go~?"

Kitari: "I...I think I went too far..."

Sailor: "Well, no matter, you made sure it got through them, right?"

Kitari: "I'm...pretty sure, yeah."

Sailor: "So I'd take it that their work performance will straighten up?"

Kitari: "Uh..."

Sailor: "...That IS what your talk was about...wasn't it?"

Kitari: "...I was more talking about the stuff the Star King was introducing us last week..."

Sailor: "THAT?! ALOUD!?"

Kitari: "N-No...! Just...not directly...if that's what you mean..."

*****

The next day...

Zyglavis: "Superior...Kitari?"

Kitari: "Hm? Zyglavis? Are my members making trouble for you again?"

Zyglavis: "Quite...the opposite..."

Kitari: "...What?"

Zyglavis: "They're...somewhat more refined. Yes, they still do have their same atrocious personalities, though their more...say, approachable."

Kitari: "Huh?"

Vega: "Lady Kitari!"

Kitari: "Oh, Vega, you have the work already done and over with?"

Vega: "It's astonishing what you have done! They had this work done and Leon had this finalized three days ago! It just now had been turned in! Usually this takes longer!"

*****

In their offices...

Sailor: "Whoa..."

Kitari: "I have a feeling that talk might've worked..."