The Kitari Gallery: The Arts and News of Kitari Author

Forward: Kizato Chosha/Seraoji Uoza Series

Kitari: "Mm...? What's this...?"

Sailor: "What's what...?"

Kitari held up a weird-looking, six-sided gemstone that was in the color of Star King's hair. Sailor snorted at the color.

Sailor: "Dunno, maybe that's the mineral he powders to make his hair dye? You know...to cover up all the gray hairs from being king for such a long time? And ruling the guys?"

Kitari: "Haha, just add water, right? So...where did this come from?"

Suddenly, the gem began to glow, and light wafted from the jewel like a smell, encircling Kitari and Sailor until they were entirely enveloped (looking like an egg on the outside, though). Then the light beamed its brightest and then...*pop*...vanished. Split second gone. The girls. The light. The gemstone. All of that. Poof.

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*Shing~...POP*

*Thump*

Sailor/Kitari: "...ACK...!"

Sailor: "Ow...Kitari, watch where your leg...is..."

Sailor stopped short and saw that a man with a slender, yet muscular build, was on the ground right next to her. His hair was a glowing shade of bright teal, complimenting his eyes, which were lighter. It took Sailor about 3 seconds to figure out who this 'man' was.

Sailor: "KITARI!? WHAT HAPPENED TO-!?"

She choked at the sound of her own outburst. Her voice was deeper and a bit rougher. For some reason, her voice reminded her of Scorpio. She felt around her body, while Kitari (?) was regaining her bearings, and realized her hair was shorter. WAY shorter. It was still wavy, and the bangs sort of flopped over her eyes a little. Her build resembled Scorpio too.

Kitari: "Urgh...hah...what happened...? Huh...my voice...? What the...?"

Kitari groped at her throat, in utter panic. Sailor automatically grabbed her shoulders in an attempt to calm her down, but a manly scream was the only thing she was able to get Kitari to do.

Kitari: "AHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!"

"I think I heard them over there!"

"Was...was that Kizato...screaming...?"

Kitari/Sailor: "...!??!"

Kitari and Sailor's voices fell down to a shivering whisper.

Sailor: "Kizato...?! KIZATO...!? Don't tell me that's YOU!"

Kitari: "....T-That's not what I'm worried about, now...ugh, my voice sounds like Leon's...yours sounds like Scorpio's."

"You think Seraoji's with him?"

"I...did hear his voice in the same direction as Kizato's..." 

Sailor: "Seriously...!? SERIOUSLY...!? Seraoji?! Can't you be a bit more CREATIVE, gem-?! Wait...where's the...?"

The girls/guys pawed around the dimmed area, but only ran into boxes and crates. They couldn't really pinpoint where they were at the moment.

Kitari: "Okay. Our way outta this. GONE. The voices outside. They could only mean one thing."

Sailor: "What? What???"

Kitari: "The way we look like now, feeling at our clothes, are supposed to look like Wishes and Punishments...Kings, I guess. The voices outside aren't fangirly, so..."

Sailor: "...So...?"

Kitari: "...The only thing I'm guessing is that...they're the guys...as...the girls..."

Sailor: "...NO..."

*BAM*

???: "SERAOJI UOZA!!!"

Sailor: "...Huh...?"

A rude resembling, irritated to heck-looking woman with black hair, whose bangs covered the left side of her face (her right), slammed open the door and glared down at Sailor and Kitari...well, Kizato and Seraoji...with a death glare from her silver eyes.

Sailor: "...Scorpio...?"

Scalatro: "Scor-!? I'M SCALATRO, NUTSHELL!!! What the heck are ya doing in here with CHOSHA!? You two makin' OUT or something!?"

???: "Oh? I didn't think the Punishments and Wishes Kings were into each other."

An orange-brunette woman, sauntered over to Kizato, Seraoji...and well, Scalatro, with a very familiar smirk. Though her aura and personality more resembled Leon and the Star King mashed together, with a kinder demeanor. She gazed down at them with warm golden, brown eyes and held out a hand for each of them to grab onto. She pulled them up with surprising strength.

Scalatro: "Lillia...they're not sissies."

Lillia: "I never said or thought that they were. I just figured whatever they were doing, they had no reason to do in secret."

Scalatro: "DON'T SAY THAT WITH A COY SMILE ON YOUR FACE, LIKE THAT SPARKLY B-TARD QUEEN!"

Sailor/Kitari: (...Queen...? There's a Star QUEEN....!??!)

Kitari: "No way..."

Scalatro: "What? Huh, Chosha? You and Seraoji need to get a room. Didn't think you guys were so yaoi."

Sailor: "Hey, where did you even hear that term?"

Scalatro: "Zip it, I'm not dumb."

Lillia: "Hmm...something is...not right about you two."

Scalatro: "Really. I didn't know. I REALLY had NO idea.*tsk*"

Lillia: "You two ARE Kizato Chosha and Seraoji Uoza, correct?"

Sailor/Kitari: "...."

Sailor/Kitari: "NOPE."

Kitari: "I'm Kitari Author and...I'm a girl. Queen of Wishes."

Sailor: "I'm Sailor Pisces, Queen of Punishments. We sorta crashed into your peeps world."

Scalatro: "...."

Lillia: "....."

Scalatro: "...So...Seraoji and Kizato are..."

Sailor: "In a male-version-of-you-guys world? Pretty much."

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Author: "Hey~! Another idea I had! Tell me which one I should do~!"

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End Notes:

Seraoji Uoza
Sera Oji (seh-rah, oh-jee) Sera = 'Sailor', Oji = 'Prince'
Uoza (oo-oh-zah) 'Pisces'

Kizato Chosha
Kizato (kee-zah-toh) Kitazato (<---katakana [Kitari is in hiragana]) = Kitari
Chosha (ch-oh-sha) 'Author'

And then here is the female versions. I used the same names I did for the Colette girls for the SCM Group, so for some of you, they might be familiar. They will have the same personality (except Angellica and Kartho, they'll be like their guy version) and name pronunciation as their original series, but they'll have the same backstory as the guys, here.

Leon: Lillia (lil-ee-uh)
Scorpio: Scalatro (sca-lah-tro)
Teorus: Tiaras (tee-air-us)
Ichthys: Ichnya (itch-nee-yah)
Huedhaut: Huenatta (hy-you-nah-tah)
Dui: Lucifer (loo-sih-fer)
Zyglavis: Zyglade (z-eye-glade)
Karno: Kana (kah-nah)
Krioff: Syca (s-eye-kah)
Tauxolouve: Tallexia (tah-lex-uh)
Aigonorous: Allinora (ah-lee-nor-uh)
Partheno: Veopard (vee-oh-pard)

Star King: Angellica (an-gel-lih-kah)
Dark King: Kartho (car-thoh)

-Author