Department Queens: So This Is A Thing...

18 1 0
                                    

Kitari: "Eh..."

Sailor: "Mm? What's wrong? You're face is kinda screwing up..."

Kitari: "Sai, you remember about our shipping days?"

Sailor: "Oh, yeah! That was such a long time ago! What about it? Found a new ship down on Earth?"

Kitari: "Er...um, I found it on Tumblr..."

Sailor: "Tumblr...? As in this world Tumblr, or breaking fourth wall Tumblr?"

Kitari: "Fourth wall."

Sailor leaned down to her friend so they could speak in hushed whispers. Not wanting the rest of the members to hear them talk about the outside world.

Sailor: "What is it? Yaoi? You're acting like it."

Kitari: "W-Well, yeah it is yaoi..."

Sailor: "Well? What is it? Hetalia?"

Kitari: "No..."

Sailor: "Black Butler?"

Kitari: "...no..."

Sailor: "...Is it a Voltage app...?"

Kitari: "...yes...?"

Sailor: "...."

Sailor: "...Is it Star Crossed Myth."

Kitari: "...yes."

Sailor: "Oh, gosh, what is it, Scorpio x Star King? One of us x one of our members?"

Kitari: "...um...what about Leon x Karno...?"

Sailor: "...Wut...???"

Leon: "I heard my name."

Sailor: "No, you didn't, you arrogant butthole."

Leon: "I wouldn't respond to you, Punishments."

Kitari: "Leon, go back to work and quit bullying my friend..."

Leon: "What? She called me a bad name and I didn't say anything worse back. Also it doesn't look like you two aren't working much, either."

Sailor: "We still work more than you."

Leon: "Try me, you solid liquid."

Sailor: "YOU WANNA GO-?!"

Kitari: "Sailor! He isn't worth it!"

Leon: "I'm not worth what? I worth more than this human."

Kitari: "...You wanna bet money on that?"

Leon: "...Hmph, so you really care about the human than your own members."

Leon angrily power walks away not wanting to look at Kitari.

Sailor: "...Nice save."

Kitari: "...If he knew, he's try to kill me and Zyglavis or Oangia will give me another lecture about department relationships and palace structure."

Sailor: "...They're kinda a good couple."

Kitari: "...mm."

Author: "Hey, guys! Sorry this is a short REALLY SHORT update. I'm doing this on my tiny phone and I don't like typing on it..."

Author: "I hope you guys like this and I'll see you all later!"

See you.

-Author

The Kitari Gallery: The Arts and News of Kitari AuthorWhere stories live. Discover now