Welcome To Tour De Emo!
Ever heard of Tour De France? The big event where people bicycle around France? Basically a bunch of talented people who like to be "active" for "fun" and bike an incredible amount of miles. Something I could never do.
Well Tour De Emo is similar yet very different. Actually, they kind of have nothing in common.
Welcome to Tour De Emo! Step inside our luxury double decker tour bus. The bottom bus is filled with large, plush seats that transform into beds at night (or day if you sleep all day). The back of each seat has a large, HD flat screen T.V with loads of shows and movies to choose from (free of course) and personal WiFi for each person (because we all know that one person who slows down the WiFi. And if you don't, it's probably you.) We have bathrooms in the back but not those nasty ones you find on regular buses. The top deck of our bus has a roof that opens and closes so you can enjoy the fresh breeze during the day or star gaze at night. And most importantly, the bus is loaded with food. And I mean loaded.
On Tour De Emo we will travel all over the world on our bus. We will visit places like a business called Brallon.Media in Germany and a small road named Gerard Way in California. Be prepared for our last location. Only the emoest of emos can handle it.
Here is our tour bus
What no, those are not two different buses...
So hop aboard and join me on our journey across the country as we visit emo places around the world!
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