Look alive... sunshine
109 IN THE SKY BUT THE PIGS WON'T QUIT YOU'RE HERE WITH ME, DR. DEATH DEFYING I'LL BE YOUR SURGEON, YOUR PROCTOR, YOUR HELIC-
In other words, wake up.
BECAUSE WE JUST ARRIVED IN EMO, CANADA!
Welcome to the beautiful rural township of Emo. Located along the beautiful Rainy River, Emo has a population of just 1,252.
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, I'M LIVING HERE AS SOON AS I TURN 18.
And you know what, it's even a safe community apparently! (Probably not in the way I am imagining but oh well! I'm not sure what that means!)
Enjoy your time here in Emo! We have a long journey tomorrow when we go to.... Argentina!
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Tour De Emo
HumorDo you like Tour De France? Have you ever wanted to be like one of those incredible bikers? Do you hate exercise and can't get out of bed? Well you've come to the right place! Tour De Emo is like Tour De France only better. Come sit on a spacious to...