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Fall Out Boy Fans beware, this one's for you! Today we will be heading right for Cooperstown, New York. This bus ride should take us about two and a half hours so sit tight. Channel 14 of the bus TV's will be featuring Release The Bats so make sure you all have your headphones available. For those of you who do not know what Release The Bats is, it is a freaky DVD by none other than Fall Out Boy and co. It's quite the movie. Others who may prefer not to watch such stupidity can flip on over to channel 10 to admire nonstop Fall Out Boy music videos. Or of course, there's always the option of listening to your own music. Don't forget the bus has wifi so if you're too poor for Spotify Premium like me, no worries!
As a treat we will be serving tea in a teacup. It's the closest we could come to "tempest in a teacup. " We have a great variety of flavors in the back for anyone who's interested. And we even have Tempest Tea, some random yet pricey tea from Amazon.
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Once we arrive at Cooperstown the real fun will begin. I will be setting up this monstrosity:
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The only problem is, I am a bit unsure of where to put this. On previous Tour De Emo's we just set it up in some random field but last year it turned out that was somebody's backyard and believe me, they were not happy. So this year we will find someplace else, perhaps in an empty parking lot.
It is required that everybody does one headfirst slide into Cooperstown on this slide but after the first run you can come down however you want. Surfboards are welcomed.
