Rise and shine, passengers! Today we're headed back to Pennsylvania once again! My lord, we just can't seem to leave this state... Does Billie Joe Road have anything to do with Billie Joe Armstrong? No. None at all. So we're just going to pretend it does.
Billie Joe Road seems to be in the middle of frickin NOWHERE
Or should I say... East Jesus Nowhere? ;)
No?
That's okay I'll leave.
...NOT!
I'M THE BUS DRIVER AND TOUR GUIDE, YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY.
Anyway... After we walk the entire length of Billie Joe Road chanting every song off Nimrod and Warning, we will paint the whole entire street green. That's right, you heard me. The whole. Dang. Thing. Green. Every square inch of it.
Is that technically vandalizing and therefore illegal?
Yes.
Should we risk being fined a fat sum of money?
Probably not?
Do we care?
No!!
After our walk and vandalize we will go to the second level of the bus and star gaze while eating pork and beans.
Oh shoot that's Weezer...
Okay never mind we'll just eat french toast because why not. Just let yourself go and enjoy the stars!
YOU ARE READING
Tour De Emo
HumorDo you like Tour De France? Have you ever wanted to be like one of those incredible bikers? Do you hate exercise and can't get out of bed? Well you've come to the right place! Tour De Emo is like Tour De France only better. Come sit on a spacious to...
