Broadway And Other Obsessions One Shots!

Bill Hader x Reader

Author's Note:
So there are no Bill Hader fanfics and I've had a crush in this guy for such a long time, so I'm going to try to make something up! I hope you enjoy!

Finally! You got tickets to Saturday Night Live with your best friend (F/N). You two meet up at the NBC building and head inside to take your seats. As you and your friend were walking to find the stage, you bumped into someone quickly walking in the other direction. You fall down and the man runs over to you to make sure you're ok.

"Oh, I'm really sorry miss. I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

"No, no it was me. I'm really clumsy."

"Well that makes two of us."

"Hey aren't you Bill Hader?"

"Yes I am! And what's you're name?"

"I'm (Y/N)."

"Nice to meet you. I'm guessing you are coming to see SNL tonight?"

"Sure am. I think you're the funniest one on the show. Hey, could my friend and I get a picture with you?"

"Sure thing."

You took out your phone and took a selfie with Bill and (F/N). Then you took one with just you and him.

"Thanks."

"It's no problem."

"Could you show us how to get to the stage?"

"Yeah! Follow me."

You started walking with Bill. You were chatting away and (F/N) was trailing along in the back on her phone. You talked about your age, what Boro you live in shows you like. You instantly bonded over Monty Python and Fawlty Towers. You two quoted sketches and scenes from their movies. You eventually got to the doors for the audience to go through.

"Well it was awesome bumping into you Bill! I never get to talk about Monty Python this was really cool."

"Yeah me too! They are the reason I started doing comedy. They were always a huge part of my life."

"Yeah, same here. Well you probably have t go and get ready for the show."

"Yeah, I need to set up all of my costumes and props and stuff. Hopefully we can talk again? We need to continue this quote-off."

"We definitely do. I'm always around this area so I'm sure we'll bump into each other. I'll see you later!"

"Bye (Y/N)!"

He quickly walked away and you turned to your friend. They looked at you, smirking with their arms crossed.

"What?"

"You two totally have a thing for each other."

"What? No way! He doesn't have a thing for me."

"Yes he does. And I know youve had a thing for him for a while, so you can't hide that."

"Ok, you got me there. Give me proof that he has a thing for me."

"First, he never broke eye contact with you. Boys usually have a hard time keeping eye contact unless it's with someone they like. Second, his pupils were extremely dilated. That's an actual sign for people liking someone, or that it's dark in the room you are in, which was not the case. Third, he kept complimenting you. No guy ever does that unless he's gay or he's into you. Need I saw more?"

"Ok, ok. Maybe he does have a thing for me, but celebrities don't go out with fans!"

"Tom Cruise dated Katie Holmes who was not a celebrity at the time and they ended getting married. Anything is possible. Honestly, I ship it."