You Were My Sanity

Kitten the Dog

''You know, cows moo in accents.''

I read over earlier today's conversation and couldn't help but smile.

What an idiot.

It had been 5 months and 4 days since we first met.

Yeah, I've kept track. He's... special to me.

The guy puts a smile on my face just by saying a simple ''hey'' though he never actually does that as there's always something else to go with it.

It's become a regular habit to talk everyday. Truth is, he was gone for about 3 days once and I freaked out. Turns out he was being a bad boy at the other end of the globe therefore his phone got confiscated; that just proves how crazy I get when he's not around.

I smirked at the thought. Raven portrays that whole mysterious bad boy who happens to be nice as well to everyone he considers his friends (or even if he doesn't like them) despite his notorious behaviour elsewhere.

He's actually a total softie deep down and he can be one bitch if he wants. I know this because there's been plenty of stalker-ish, desperate and needy girls (even a couple guys) and he tries to be as nice as he can until he says to everyone he's got to be some place else however, whilst they think he's offline, we're actually secretly talking.

Him and his girlfriend seem to be getting pretty serious too.

He moved continents for her for Christ's sake!

Yep! He moved all the way from Australia to the USA. He's one love-sick puppy but puppies are adorable so potato potata.

Technically he wasn't planning on moving in the first place. What happened was his single mother needed a change and was offered a great job abroad and when asking for her children's consent, Raven only agreed as Alison would be closer to him even if he lived states away.

It's actually pretty romantic though.

''My dog's getting his balls chopped off, I don't care!-_-''

I looked at my laptop and saw he sent me a message.

''Whats kitten done now?;) Please tell me he didn't try and get the next-door neighbours dog pregnant again /.\''

Yes, he named his dog kitten. He's an odd one, I'll admit.

''Well, we went to go pick up my little sister from her dance class and when we went in, he went next to the instructor and ... Wait for it... PEED ON HER :O He's house trained! What kind of bullshit is that?! Then after that, when we were back in the car, he slobbered all over the windows and at one point he opened the damn door. How? No idea but now I'm giving him the silent treatment ;)''

After reading that I just laughed. I uncontrollably laughed until he sent another message saying:

''I know you're laughing -.-''

Whoops.

After I finished my unintentional ab workout, I replied.

''I love your dog ^.^''

Raven: ''Then I hate you :O choosing my dog over me, pfft unbelievable!:(''

Me: ''Aww is Raven gonna cry cry?;( and anyway, I'm hurt </3 you no love me!D:''

Raven: ''Damn girl, I love you really. You know that right? And yeah, I'm crying because I'm afraid my best friend is gonna hold a grudge on me and she's a stubborn bitch when it comes to those.''

Me: ''You're cheating on me now! That's what I call unbelievable!''

The conversation switched to a bunch of random topics until I fell asleep. I was exhausted.

Before I set adrift into a place called my dreams, I read the last message I was sent:

Raven: ''I wish I could wear a bra, I could put all my shit in there and then have even more room in my pockets!:D''

Night Raven I thought before sleep overtook me.