You Were My Sanity

Charlie bit my finger - Remake

You know how in the movies, the girl wakes up to the chirping of birds and turns to her 'lover' or whatever and they share a kiss and god knows what else totally ignoring the fact that they both have morning breath and aren't at all tired or have drool attached to the face? That's not me. At all.

I awoke by the sound of grumbling beside me. ''5 more minutes!'' I responded, most likely incoherently. Stretching my stuff muscles, and hearing the sound of a guy complaining I just hit him in the face, my eyes shot open and I took in my surroundings. Sighing in relief, I then apologised, profusely. For a minute there, I thought l'd been kidnapped or something.

Rubbing my eyes to get rid of any remainders of my sleep, I clearly needed to do the same to my mouth when a comment from Raven shot out of his mouth, ''Yeah okay, drool face.''

I was still lying down on the floor but instead of doing what any other person does, I told him to deal with it before I drooled on him next. That shut him up; probably because he knows I'd actually do it.

''What time is it?'' He grumbled.

I looked around for any signs of the time and saw it was 02:34PM according to his digital clock. Damn.

''Half 2.'' I replied.

''Okay.'' He whispered.

I guess after that our lazy asses united once again with sleep as when I later woke up (or should I say 're-awoke'), my head was on the floor, my left arm was clutching the pillow I was using for dear life and my right arm and legs were tangled with Collins.

I tried to detach myself from the idiot but I couldn't so I got my left hand and continuously poked his face. ''Raven. Wake up. Raaaaven!''

Instead of replying though, he bit my finger! ''Ouch! What the hell?!'' Shooting him a dirty look, I was now more or less awake. So was he and he was laughing.

Asshole.

This is like a: 'Charlie bit my finger - Remake'.

He sat up, and I synchronised his movements, ''Your bed head is awful.'' He stated.

I scowled in his direction, ''What? No 'good morning Darina!''' I feigned enthusiasm.

''Nope,'' he glanced at his clock ''because it's almost 4.''

I gasped in shock, we slept uninterrupted this entire time? Wow. Raven started patting my head, ''Raven, what are you-''

''Attempting to tame your beast.'' I flushed, curse my dirty mind.

My now red face didn't go unnoticed though because Raven tutted ''Mind out of the gutter Darina.''

Trying to cover up my embarrassment, i exclaimed ''I get to shower first!'' I got up rushing to ... Wait, where's the bathroom again...

Dammit!

He took his time getting up and walked over to what I'm assuming is the bathroom. Ugh.

While he was quickly showering, he shouted through the closed door ''So what do you wanna do today?''

I looked outside and it looked fairly hot but living in England since birth, I knew how deceiving looks could be. Especially looks from the weather so I stuck my hand out of the window and realised it was really warm.

''The beach?'' I asked. I felt pretty lazy today.

''Sounds perfect.'' He yelled.

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Thank god I packed a bathing suit when I did.

We were currently relaxing on the beach, tanning. Something I couldn't do at home. It was surprisingly nice in California: the weather, I mean. At least that's what Raven said. Apparently it had rained heavily around 2 days ago.

''What would you say if I told you I accidentally brought you to, say, hypothetically speaking, a...'' He hesitated ''nudist beach.''

I looked at him funny at the odd question then glanced around. No way.

This was indeed a nudist beach. How were we so oblivious?!

There was a guy barbecuing for Christ sake!

Barbecuing with his dingly dangly's free.

I looked behind us and saw two women playing with a frisbee, jumping to catch letting... Oh my god, why was Raven grinning?

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A/N: I wrote this at like 7am right before bed I don't care if it's shitty XD I was tired.