Hamilton Oneshots (Prompt Requests) [DISCONTINUED]

134 - Mullette

Prompt: "Was I really that drunk?"

Hercules squinted, the light in the bedroom hurting his eyes. He tried to sit up, through his splitting headache made it impossible.

"I see you're awake," Lafayette said, appearing in Hercules' field of vision, a cocky smirk on his face. "Hey Herc," Laf handed him a glass of water, helping Hercules up against the headboard. "How're you feeling?" Hercules rubbed his temples, groaning.

"Like I got hit by a bus," Lafayette chuckled, shaking his head. "Seriously, what the hell happened last night?"

"Do you really want to know?" Hercules gave Lafayette a nervous glance, nodding reluctantly. "Well, we went out to get a few beers with John and Alex, but you had a little to much to drink. By ten o'clock you were doing shots, so I stopping drinking because I knew I'd have to take care of you. John and Alex went home after they got tired, so I was alone with you. Then you got really flirty and handsy. You kept trying to get in my pants Monsieur, it was kind of amusing," Lafayette chuckled. "So I took you home, and you tried to get me to let you fuck me."

"Shit," Hercules sighed, shutting his eyes. "Was I really that drunk?" Lafayette nodded, laughing. "Dammit," his eyes shot open, wide and panicked. "We didn't, right?"

"Non," Lafayette assured. Hercules sighed in relief. "I wouldn't do that while you were drunk," Hercules glanced at Lafayette biting his lip nervously. "That would be a horrible thing to you."

"Would you... Would you do it while I'm sober?" Lafayette raised an eyebrow, smirking. "I mean I-I um-"

"Oui," Lafayette said, nodding. "But of course, you've never asked me to while you were sober. Maybe you should ask sometime," Lafayette winked. "I'm going to go get you some Advil." As Lafayette walked away Hercules stared in awe.

"It's not that easy."

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