Hamilton Oneshots (Prompt Requests) [DISCONTINUED]

93 - Jamilton

Prompt: "Are you high?"

Alexander set his books on the counter as he entered his dorm, shutting the door behind him. "Tommy?" He called out, letting his bag drop to the floor. "Baby, are you home?" Alex looked down the hall, seeing their bedroom door was open a crack. Alexander walked towards their bedroom, opening the door fully. "Thomas?"

"Woah," Thomas turned around, looking confused. Alexander could smell the stench of pot in the room, making it very clear Thomas was stoned. "It's Alexander, Lexi, the Lexster, Lexamander-"

"Are you high?" Alexander asked, giving Thomas a once over. The tall man was sitting cross-legged on the floor, his back hunched over. He was leaning over a nearly empty bowl of mac and cheese. Thomas giggled, looking up at Alexander through half-lidded eyes that were quite bloodshot.

"I mean..." Thomas laughed, running his hands through his curly hair. "Yeah," Alex sighed, holding his hands out for Thomas. "Woah look at these things," Thomas snickered, grabbing Alexander's hands. Alex tried to pull them away but even in his current state Thomas was still stronger than him. "In kindergarten we used to trace turkeys with these. What if our hands were actually turkeys?" Alexander rolled his eyes, trying to free himself from Thomas' grasp only to have Thomas pull him down onto his lap. "Oh hello."

"Baby, you could have at least given me a warning before you decided to get high off your ass," Alexander muttered, looking up at Thomas, who just giggled. "Thomas, I love you, but sometimes you are the worst," Thomas laughed, cuddling into Alex. Alexander smiled softly before Thomas' laughing came to a halt.

"Why doesn't earth just grow water?" Thomas asked, his tone completely serious. Alexander shook his head, slightly chuckling at Thomas' behavior. "Alex, why doesn't it?!" Alexander laughed, looking up at Thomas fondly.

"God, what am I going to do with you?"

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