The Vampire Diaries Preferences & Imagines

They Are Drunk/ Acting Like Strange Little Shits

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Damon

I walked into the Salvatore house. Stefan had called me over because Damon was drunk. Again. Two days in a row. I could hear the music blarring through the living room.

I looked around. Empty bottles everywhere. Looks like Ric passed out on the chouch hugging a half empty bottle of J.D.

 Damon was speeding around like the Roadrunner on speed. 

I sighed annoyed.

I walked to Ric and took the bottle out of his hands. I shook him "Ric!"

He just groaned annoyed and turned his back to me. 

I growled "Alright"

I opened the bottle and pourred the rest of the J.D. over Ric's face. I smirked. He jerked up and shook the liquid off his face. He looked at me shocked. 

Ric yelled "What the hell, Y/N?!"

Me "You are going to help me catch Damon"

Ric shook his head  "nah, I'm going back to sleep"

I raised an eyebrow "How fast do you think can you catch fire?"

Ric's eyes widened and he jumped up.

Ric yelled "Damon!"

I yelled "Damon!"

I looked around. He was still speeding around. 

Ric "Where's Stefan, by the way?"

Me "That little shit left me alone"

I looked around "Damon! stop speeding around"

Damon stopped speeding around but i couldn't see where.

Me "Damon?"

Damon giggled"up here"

I looked up. He was standing on the railing. (ya know the scene in season one where Damon and Viki were dancing around and he was on the railing with a bottle in his hands? imagine it)

Ric and i looked up. 

Ric "Come down here, man"

Damon took a sip of his drink and shook his head.

I begged "Babe, please"

Damon giggled "Your funny"

I looked at Ric. 

He just shrugged "don't look at me. He's your boyfriend"

Then Damon speeded away.

Me "Damon, Babe, please"

Damon suddenly stopped in front of me.

I sighed relieved "Thank you"

Damon laughed and started running again. 

I put a hand on my hip "You do realize that your sexlife is in my hands, baby, right?"

Damon suddenly stopped dead in tracks. He was standing on the pooltable. 

Damon looked at me shocked "What?"

Me "You heard me"

Damon glared at me"You wouldn't dare "

I raised an eyebrow "Watch me"

He looked at me changeling but then started speeding again. 

My jaw droped. I turned around to look for Ric. I rolled my eyes when i saw him sleepin under the pooltable.