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❝Hi, welcome to our porn site tech support, how may I help you?❞
"Um, I got logged out of..."
"Logged out of...?"
"...do I really have to say it?"
"Sir-"
"Actually, it's ma'am."
"Really?"
"What, a girl can't watch porn? Are you porn-shaming me?"
"No, no, ma'am! Um, which one of our sites were you logged out of?"
"...Spank Me Daddy.com."
author's note
this plot bunny hit me like a truck can i help myself
no because it was a genius idea duh
inspired mostly because of this video:
anyway, this story is to sort of rally a fight for sex-positive people! because it's the 21st century and most people have sex.
regardless, it's just a funny little story about two people coming together at a porn tech support.
sponsored by pornhub comments!! <3
COPYRIGHT
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
© 2017 VALERIE TAN ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
i can't imagine people wanting to copy any of my bullshit
but if you do end up copying my bullshit, god will crucify you.
DEDICATED to
for being my malaysian dad.
PLAYLIST
1. Deepthroat by Cupcakke
(p.s you might need to listen to this with headphones jic ur parents are around lmao)
2. I'm Not Gay by J Pee
3. Go Fuck Yourself by Two Feet
4. Senpai by Shiki
5. Or Nah by Ty Dollar $ign ft. The Weeknd, Wiz Khalifa and DJ Mustard
6. Pony by Ginuwine
7. Bounce Back by Big Sean
8. 247 by David Correy
9. idfc by Blackbear
10. Hold On, We're Going Home by Drake
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Porn Tech Support (Wattys 2019)
Humor❝Hi, welcome to our porn site tech support, how may I help you?❞ In which a crazy girl calls a porn tech support because she was logged out of her account.