dante | nova | dresden | max
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pemberleynova97:
BITCH
GET ONLINE
RIGHT NOW
WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT
dresden_forrester:
what
why
what happened
slow down
go back and repeat
pemberleynova97:
ok so dante said he's done with exams and that he's out tonight
he asks me if i wanna come along and said i can bring you
and the world is falling apart because idk what to wear
dresden_forrester:
fucKKK i won't be off work until seven
so i'll just have to meet you at the place after work
and you can just send me pics of what you're gonna wear
pemberleynova97:
how hoe-ish should i go
cleavage or nah
tight jeans that outline the curve of my ass or nah
dresden_forrester:
your ass is your best feature
so go with tight jeans with that lace-up top from forever 21
pemberleynova97:
oooh yess ok!
so i'll text you the location of where to meet and you'll meet us after work?
dresden_forrester:
yep!
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dantegetonmyinferno:
hey so nova is coming with us
attackonthemax:
great so i'm another 3rd wheels on one of your fuckboy missions
dantegetonmyinferno:
ok first of all, nova and i are just friends
so nothing's going to happen
attackonthemax:
um yes it is
you're talking about a bunch of twenty-year old canadians with alcohol and poor decision making
you're not fooling anybody
remember condoms, ok
straight sex is very dangerous
there is a high risk you might contract children from it
and they will ruin your life.
dantegetonmyinferno:
i always have condoms with me no matter what
attackonthemax:
well you sure have high expectations for everything
dantegetonmyinferno:
I carry condoms around since freshmen year dude
not because I expect to use it but just to keep the hope alive
attackonthemax:
if it works, it works
should i bring a date???
i'm still so attracted to that 16 year old highschooler fml but like he's not legal :( :(
dantegetonmyinferno:
If you're attracted to people who are still in high school, a great way to get over that is to talk to one of them
attackonthemax:
you're salty for someone who's about to get his dick sucked
dantegetonmyinferno:
NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
attackonthemax
you know the more you repeat it, the less true it becomes
so i should be avoiding the dorm
since you know i'm very allergic to straight people having sex
dantegetonmyinferno:
why am i even friends with you
attackonthemax:
you love me and you know it
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all i ever wanted was a friend like max :( :(
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