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[SNAPCHAT]
pemberleynova97:
SO WE UPDATED
from snapchat to the GRAM
should i update our facebook relationship status already
dantegetonmyinferno:
everybody knows that you're only official when you tag each other in memes
and sorry i took so long to reply
i was studying
pemberleynova97:
finals coming up???
dantegetonmyinferno:
yepppp fml
pemberleynova97:
one of the reasons why i'm glad i'm not in school anymore
how it's going for you
dantegetonmyinferno:
it's great
about to go to the nearest DIY store to get a rope to hang myself with
pemberleynova97:
wow
dantegetonmyinferno:
sorry it's just that i'm edgy and i need approval
pemberleynova97:
same everyday
dantegetonmyinferno:
can i just goku scream in the midst of doing my exams
pemberleynova97:
OH MY FUCK
DO IT
I FUCKING DARE YOU
dantegetonmyinferno:
would it jeopardise my future tho
pemberleynova97:
you'll be inducted into the hall of fame
but for stress management
i suggest masturbating
it's a sad thing that there isn't a vibrator attachment to the iPhone
dantegetonmyinferno:
it's a good time to start investing in iPhone XX then
pemberleynova97:
we're college students
can we afford that
yesterday, i actually used spare coffee filters to wipe my ass because i couldn't buy toilet paper
yeah, it's a new low
dantegetonmyinferno:
can't get any lower than using maple syrup for lube
pemberleynova97:
but the question is, did it work?
dantegetonmyinferno:
yeah actually, surprisingly well
pemberleynova97:
i don't even know how or why you know that
dantegetonmyinferno:
yeah you don't
also can you send me photos of pets if you have any
need to de-stress by looking at cute things
pemberleynova97 sent you a snap!
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pemberleynova97:
all i have soz x
dantegetonmyinferno:
the vodka isn't open
i'm so ashamed of you
pemberleynova97:
that can be fixed very soon
dantegetonmyinferno:
ha i just wanna drown myself rn
anyway gotta go back to studying!
talk soon?
pemberleynova97:
of course! ❤️
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