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dante | nova
"Hello, welcome to Porn Tech Support-"
"S'up, Dante."
"Great, it's you. You do know that my job is to help people with genuine tech problems?"
"...you can say you help them with getting off. I mean, you work at a Porn Tech Support not Apple, Steve Jobs."
"Why today, Satan, why today?"
"Hey, don't get fresh with me. I am a delight. You should be honored to talk to me."
"Okay... what do you want to talk about then? I can't hang up on you because it's against customer policy."
"Just wanna say hi."
"Really, Nova? Really?"
"Yep!"
"If you just want someone to talk to, you should just call me on my personal number or my socials."
"Oh so you're asking for my number? That was damn smooth."
"I wasn't trying to-"
"It's okay, boo, since you were so smooth you deserved it. It's 99-SUCK-DICK."
"...."
"I kid, I kid. Aren't I funny?"
"Oh yeah, you're so funny, Nova. You're so cool, wow, can I just be like you?"
"You can try but perfection is hard to duplicate. Anyway, you can get this number from the database, can't you? It's linked to my account."
"Oh yeah. I can. Hold up, lemme give you a ring so you can save my number."
"Who says I will?"
"...you're asking for it?"
"...DAMN IT."
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the alternative name to porn tech support really is 'wattpad comments section'
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Porn Tech Support (Wattys 2019)
Humor❝Hi, welcome to our porn site tech support, how may I help you?❞ In which a crazy girl calls a porn tech support because she was logged out of her account.
