151. Advice from the Minions

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So, my mom showed me this image on Facebook, with a picture of a Minion pointing to the board. And the writing on the board went something like this:

Teach your daughter the 7b's
Books
Before
Boys
Because
Boys
Bring
Babies

And from that, I made up a Comeback or insult, however you decide to interpret it.

Your mom never taught you the 7b's, did she? Explains why you're throwing yourself at every walking d*ck.

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