1. Smartass

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*sitting with my deskmate*
Deskmate: *gets up to go sit at another desk*
Me: *turns to friend* She's tired of looking at our marks and regretting hers.
Friend: *smirks*

This actually happened, but we were making fun. No offense:)
Credit to friendswiththeNerd and lovemysilence

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