The Elements (*DISCONTINUED*)

Literary

"Eww they're so typical and mushy with the romance stuff in these books!" Ronnie said whilst holding.. well more like dangling the book she was reading between her pointer finger and thumb like it was a smelly sock or an old used dildo.

"Oh come on, it can't be that bad!" I said turning to her, looking up from my computer screen, shoving another chip into my mouth.

She cleared her throat dramatically, "I love your eyes, they remind me of deep pools that I could get lost in for a lifetime and not be bothered." I snorted as she smiled sarcastically, rolling her eyes before dropping the book down onto my head.

I would smack her, but that'd be animal abuse.

"This is about as cringey as your singing, and that's saying a lot."

"But it could never beat your cringey ass dancing my dear Ronnie." I said whilst smiling at her.

The door then opened and Dean walked in.

" Sorry to interrupt the lovers quarrel here, but I've got an important announcement for you ladies " he said sitting down on the bed between us.

" Just walk into my house like you live here why don't you, totally no problem right ? " I thought out loud. But as expected he ignored me.

"Oh look it's our favorite edgy asian! What's the news today? Did you finally find your lost skinny jeans from hot topic?" Ronnie winked at him.

"No it's about something important... And we both know Adrian stole them" he replied. "Not that it matters, but I'd like them back."

"I'm offended that you think I'd steal your cheap ass jeans." I said as I pulled them from my backpack. "Oh look what I have stumbled upon! It seems I have found your long sought after jeans Dean ! Boy golly, how did these end up in here, lucky thing I found them for you." I said straining to sound innocent.

"Found." Ronnie responded with air quotes as she smirked in my direction. "Any way, continue with your news Uncle Chin Chin." She added.

"Haha" he mocked. "I know your little brains can't handle so much information, so I'll talk slowly so you'll understand okay?" Dean smiled back sarcastically as Ronnie bit back the urge to pounce him.

"Anyways, we've been suspecting a lot of suspicious activity at your school and we're assuming it's a threat from the same agency that was chasing us the other day."

"What kind of threats ? Were they blatant or like secret agent threats of some sort?" I asked.

"Well if you consider them potentially destroying your school a threat then yes I guess so . But anyways, ever since your school closed for the break before your prom and graduation, the activity has seemed to be increasing, so we're gonna need to investigate."

"Wait. I see no problem with our school being blown up. If anything I say we sit back and watch our problems disappear. And think about it ... We'd be helping hundreds of students escape from 4 years of mental stress and useless essays "I said staring into space thinking of how amazing my plan was.

"Wait, wait, wait, first of all, shut your shit Adrien. Second of all , 'we're'? We have to investigate too?" Ronnie questioned.

"Well you guys do know the most about the school and you've been there long enough to notice any sort of suspicious activity. Plus you both have the invitations to the prom since I dropped out of the school after recruiting you two, and since they can't accept outsiders without a school attending date.. "

"Oh no please don't tell me one of us has to -"

Ronnie was cut off by Deans smirk and words. " One of you lucky ladies get the chance to go to prom with this piece of artwork right here!" he said motioning to himself like he was a limited edition new iPhone.