[ Him ; Her ; Narration ]
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Monday, 8:55 pm
calling : random girl
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"If you listen to me rap and then compliment me being the best rapper ever then I won't ever bother you again."
"Fine."
"Baby girl, what's your name, I like you the way I like Bruce Wayne, hold me tight and look at that shiny light, I can see our future shining bright, marry me and we'll live on a kiiiiite."
"Can I be honest with you?"
"I know, I know."
"Know what?"
"That my voice is just way too sexy, heavenly, beautiful, angel-like-"
"I was actually thinking along the lines of terrifying, traumatizing, suicidal, horrendous, unnerving, earsplitting, deafening, etc, etc."
"Way to be blunt about it."
"Now can you stop bothering me?"
"You didn't say I was the best rapper in the entire galaxy yet."
"You're the best rapper in the entire galaxy..."
"Thank you."
"... that is in denial."
CALL ENDED
"Damn it. Whatever, I still won the bet."
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author's beautiful note
so these three chapters were written a week ago and they are probably the most cringiest thing I ever read. But i am writing new chapters so stay tuned.
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Short Story9/8/2020 : i decided to re-publish it all again because why not hehehe ━━━ mind my cringey summary and cringey story that i wrote at 3am under my bed, all lonely and hungry, and afraid of ghosts that comes at 3am because my sister is dumb enough to...
