Friday, 11:18 am
calling : emma
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"Good morning, sweets."
"Morning."
"You sound just dandy today."
"I'm tired."
"Tired of being single? I can change that."
"Why you have to annoy me this early in the morning."
"It's 11, baby doll. My date stood me-."
"Oh shit, I missed my date with the guy."
"What guy?"
"So apparently my friend Lauren set me up with a blind date with a guy from Tinder and the date was at 10."
"What was his name?"
"His name was Alec Black or something. He didn't have a profile picture."
"AHA, SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STOOD ME UP. YOU'RE TORILLA BANGKOKS THE SEEMINGLY SEXY BLONDE GIRL ON THE PROFILE PICTURE."
"Is that what Lauren put my name as? And I'm sorry I overslept."
"I DROVE TWO FREAKING HOURS HERE DUDE."
"Stop shouting."
"I'm pissed off."
"Well, I don't care."
"Get your ass up and come here because I'm still waiting for you."
"But that wasn't me in the picture, you're expecting a sexy blonde."
"Well, there's no sexy blonde so you'll do."
"I'm going back to sleep."
"No, my fucking butt is flat because I've been sitting here for an hour and almost a half already."
"Well too bad. I'm going back to sleep. We can reschedule it till tomorrow or something."
"I don't have time tomorrow."
"Then why do you have time today?"
"Because Jared gave me a free day off."
"Tell him to give you another."
"I've wasted so much money coming here."
"Fine. Where is it again?"
"Breeze Cafe."
"Be there in 15."
"My butt will be waiting."
"See ya later Dipsy."
"See you later, Po."
"Po the poop."
"Dipsy the d-"
CALL ENDED
[ author's note ]
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH, THIS BOOK IS PLACED #61 IN SHORT STORIES. and also i've changed the title to random number because i don't like long titles for some reason but the title change does not affect the story so continue on reading, my beautiful readers.
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