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twenty-two

[ Him ; Her ; Others ; Narration ]

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Thursday, 2:13 pm

calling : emma

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"Hello this is Ivory again. Sorry about that yesterday, Kayden is acting like an idiot."

"I'm not surprised."

"So I just have a few questions to ask you."

"Okay, shoot."

"Do you plan on doing sexual intercourse?"

"....."

"I'll take that as a yes. Next question, can you cook? Kayden needs a girl that can cook."

"Kayden and I are not romantically involved."

"Aw shucks. You'd be a great sister in law."

"We barely even know each other."

"But still."

"Ivory what are you doing?"

"OH MY YOU'RE NAKED! EYE RAPE EYE RAPE!"

"I'm shirtless, not naked."

"Uh.."

"Sorry, my brother is apparently trying to be the next Mia Khalifa."

"El em aye oh."

"Is that my phone?"

"Yes. I'm calling your crush."

"We're just friends, oh my god. Give me back my phone."

"I can put it on speaker for you."

"Um.."

"Sorry, Kayden is being a pin head. Anyways where were we?"

"I don't know."

"Oh right, we were asking questions!"

"Questions?"

"But we're done with questions! Let's have girls talk."

"That sounds better than answering your questions."

"So I like this boy at school-"

"YOU LIKE SOMEONE? WHAT'S HIS NAME? HOW OLD IS HE? IS HE SMART? IS HE-"

"OMG SHUT UP! Anyways, as I was saying, I like this guy at my school and he's popular and doesn't know that I exist. How should I grab his attention."

"Well, first, you shouldn't ever change yourself to make others like you. If you want to grab his attention, you can always ask your brother to kidnap him and place it in your room. That way his attention will be on you forever."

"That sounds like a good idea."

"I was just kidding. Please don't ever do that."

"I would never agree to it anyway."

"I'm such a hopeless roman- PIZZA'S HERE! BYE EMMA."

"Byeee!"

"Well, it seems like you and my sister get along quite well."

"You could say that. You seem to be very protective of your sister."

"Yeah. Our father left us when we were young and my mother was killed by my step-father, we don't really have anyone else to lean on except for each other."

"I'm here for you if you ever want to consider spilling your heart to someone."

"Thank you. I've got to go, talk later."

"Talk later."

CALL ENDED

[ author's note ]

thank you guys so much for your support, reads, votes and most of all, comments! the feeling you get when you know others are enjoying the book you write is truly euphoric.

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