WHATEVER STRIDER - DaveKat (and more)

Good Morning Sunshine

Be Dave

You are Dave and today is going to be a good day.

You wake up in the guest bedroom. Why? Oh right. Karkat. You pull your phone out to check the time. 7:45. You woke up later than normal. But then again, you did stay up late last night. You notice a message from Nepeta, sent at 11:00 last night.

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AC: :33 < Hey Dave! Hows your date going???

AC: :33 < Dave?

AC: :33 < *AC sniffs around, wondering where Dave is*

AC: :33 < Okay, well I asked Karkitty about it but he said it wasn't a date??

AC: :33 < Message me back soon!

Message Received at 7:47 am

TG: Hey Nep!

TG: Sorry I didn't message you back last night, Kitkat fell asleep on me.

AC: :33 < Awwwwwww Cute!!

TG: I know! Did you know he purrs?

AC: :33 < Yes, many trolls purr when they are in a state of contentment, or with people they love! (like RedRom)

TG: Whoah really?

TG: Awesome

TG: Also, It wasn't a date until he fell asleep.

TG: Bye Nep!

turntechGodhead ceased pestering arsenicCatnip

Nepeta thought you were on a date? And she's NEPETA, she doesn't make mistakes like that. That is some food for thoug- *BOOM* aw come on. Thunder? You decide to check your email. Nothing. You hear a second *BOOM* and see a flash of light, a split second later you feel something very hard hit your chin.

"FUCK! Oww!" Karkat yells. You look down at him, rubbing your chin. "Sorry!! Did I fall asleep on you?" he asks. *BOOM* Karkat jumps at the sound of more thunder.

"Yes you fell asleep on me." Of course he did.

"Where are we? and what time is it?" Karkat asks, looking around.

"It's like eight am, and we're in the guest room" you reply.

"You guys have a GUEST ROOM?!" He sounds surprised.

"Duh. Where else would people sleep when they come to visit?" *BOOM* You forgot about the thunder. Kitkat jumps a little and snuggles closer to you. "Kitkat? Are you afraid of thunderstorms?" that is the cutest fucking thing oh my god.

"W-What? No?" he lies, blushing. You see it and chuckle, bundling him up in your fabulous cape.

"Aww! Thats adorable!" Karkat hugs you tighter and resumes his purring. Did he ever actually stop? You don't know. "Do you want to watch a movie to take your mind off the noise?" you ask. 

"Sure, why not? But can I pick this time?"

"Nope" You pick Kitkat up bridal-style and sit on the couch, with him in your lap. This time he doesn't argue. One point to Dave.

--Fast forward half an hour to the good bit--

You and Karkat are still sitting on the couch, your positions haven't changed a bit. You also haven't chosen a movie yet. You stand up, noticing that the thunder stopped.

"Kitkat, the thunder stopped. Do you want to go home now?" You half hope he doesn't want to leave. You are also very confused about why that is. He's just your friend right? "Kitkat.. have you fallen asleep again?" This guy. My god he is so fucking adorable. You kinda wish you could just lean in and- No. Nope. Karkat is your friend. Just A Friend. That you fell asleep next too last night. Who is now asleep, cradled in your arms. You think, that maybe, its just one little kiss, its not like he'll wake up anytime soon. You go for it. You realize what an idiot you look like, standing in your living room, kissing a sleeping troll. Just standing there. You sit down on the couch and take your shades off. Everything is three times brighter like this. It kinda hurts. You look down at Karkat and see that he is waking up. Hurriedly you reach for your shades, but he shoves them out of reach. You stretch as far as you can go, grab the shades, and put them on, but not before he saw a glimpse of your eyes.

"Dave...?" he whispered "Take your shades off, please? I want to see your eyes for real" you look away and take them off, again the light hurts your eyes, but you tilt your face down to his.

"Good morning sunshine" you whisper, hardly able to breathe. 

"Good morning Dave"

~~END OF CHAPTER TWO~~

Hello! If you are actually reading this, I will be incredibly surprised. More likely than not, it will just be me. BUT if there is someone out there on planet earth reading this... well I mean, there isn't buttt  ehhh.

-- Awkwardly, W.P. (whimsical potatoe)