WHATEVER STRIDER - DaveKat (and more)

Meanwhile...

You are Dave, and there are a FUCK ton of people here

You and Karkat just arrived at Roxy's house. You look around her spacious game room. There are around four people here. You walk over to Roxy to say hello.

"Sup Rox."

"Hey daveee"

"Kitkat and I just got here. What are the plans for this evening?" 

"Kitkat? Thats a cute nickname. And we're gonna play a giant game of truth or dare, and then probably watch some movies, but idk"

"How do you say that out loud?"

"It's eye-duh-nuh but really fask *fast"

"Huh." You look over at Karkat, and he is nowhere to be found. "goddammit" you mutter to yourself, as you set off looking for him. The first place you check is the kitchen, and you hear a muffled "hmpf" coming from a cabinet. You open it up.

"Hey Kitkat! What are you doing in there?"

"Hiding"

"Well duh, but from what?"

"Truth or dare. That game is fucking awful."

"Aww, we don't have to play if you don't want to." You pull him out of the cupboard and pick him up, bridal style. You open up another door, that leads to the living room, but it was filled with cat stuff. You set Karkat down on a chair by the dining table.

"Thanks Dave," he says, and leans against you. You pick him up and put him in your lap, shoving your face in his hair. God he smells good. Your nose bumps into one of his horns, and he gasps, pulling away.

"Dave, NEVER do that again."

"Okay, sorry babe I didn't know it made you uncomfortable."

"I'm not your boyfriend Dave"

"Not yet." You lean down and kiss Karkat, and he kisses back. Right then someone came in.

"huh- oh umm... heh.. bye!!" It was Jade. You hear her spluttering to someone (presumably Roxy) about bursting in on you. It seems like the game of truth or dare has begun. You put your face in Kitkat's hair again, this time careful not to touch his horns. He begins purring, and you hug him. 

Eventually you had to remove your face from Karkat's hair, which sucked. 

"Hey Kitkat?"

"Mm hmm?"

"Will you be my boyfriend?"

"Sure"

"Does that mean I can call you babe now?"

"Yes, yes it does"

"Awesome. Babe." You look up and see Dirk leaning in the doorway.

"Get a room" he joked. You stand up. 

"GET THE FUCK OUT DIRK!!!! I WAS HAVING A MOMENT!! OH MY LORD JUST FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY!!!! NOW!!!!" He ruffles your hair and whispers in your ear

"It was a dare. Chill."

"I DON'T FUCKING CARE DIRK, I AM YOUR BROTHER I DESERVE SOME FUCKING PRIVACY OH MY GOD!!!!" By the time you finished yelling, he had left. You walk back over to Karkat and see that he has fallen asleep. Cutie. You pick him up, and set off into the fearful living room. 

You realize that it was actually just some of Rose's fucking black magic shit, and it was really the guest bedroom. You set Karkat down on the bed, and smile, sitting next to him. You really can't believe that just a few days ago, he had sighed upon seeing you open your front door. And now here he is, asleep next to you. 

You hear some exited yells coming from the game room, and meander over to check it out.

Shit was going down like the fucking titanic. Jane was kissing Roxy in the middle of the circle, and Roxy was obviously enjoying it.

"Hey! Maybe YOU two should get a room!" you yell at her.

"we just might" she mumbled in reply.

Okay. that is just really fucking adorable. janeroxy is too cute.

Han couldn't think of a better name? What about Joxy? Roxane? Joxaney?? You don't know.

You sit down next to Karkat, and message Nepeta.

turntechGodhead began pestering arsenicCatnip

TG: Nepeta? Look what I found in Roxy's game room.

TG:

TG: Aww dammit the image won't load.

TG: I saw Roxy and Jane making out. It was probably for a dare, but they were enjoying it so...

AC: :33 < Ooooh ANOTHER thing to add to my shipping wall!!

TG: What else have you changed?

AC: :33 < John and Vriska are FLUSHED!! And Dirk sent me a video of you asking Karkitty to be your boyfriend.

TG: He was recording that?

AC: :33 < Yup!

AC: :33 < I'm really sorry, but I must update my shipping wall now!

AC: :33 < Bye!!

aresenicCatnip ceased pestering turtechGodhead

Holy mother of Hussie Dirk likes putting his nose in your business. Jeez. You walk back in to the guest room, and lie down next to Karkat, petting his hair. You slowly drift off to sleep.