WHATEVER STRIDER - DaveKat (and more)

Movie Time

You are John, and this movie is awesome

Heyy John!!

Oh hi Han!! You are sitting on a couch with Vriska, watching a movie. You didn't realize how few Roxy owned until today. She literally has three DVDs on her shelf. One of which was scratched. The two remaining were Coraline, and Wreck it Ralph. Neither of which you have watched. Ever. You chose Coraline because it looked fun and spooky.

"Vriska I picked one"

"Which one?"

"'Coraline' apparently it's about a girl exploring another dimension while she sleeps? Seem familiar?" You put the DVD into the tv and walk back over to Vriska. You set yourself down, but then remember that you haven't had dinner yet. 

You return with half of a pepperoni pizza for you and Vriska. Sitting down, you grab the remote and press play.

--Time Skip--

You find yourself huddled up next to Vriska. There was just a really scary part where the Other Mother transforms into a skeleton lady. Dang she is creepy. 

"Joooooooohn she isn't THAT scary, you 8ig wimp"

"Yes she is Vriska"

"Not really"

"Well I think she is"

"Oh I was thinking," she pauses. "WillYou8eMyM8sprite??"

"Ohh- I- Um- well" You blush, look away. "Sure..."

"Yay! Now can we start the movie again John?"

"Yeah, sorry"

Okay we are going to check on Jane and Roxy now. I must know if ~interesting~ stuff is going on

You are DAVE and Karkat is too fucking adorable

Aww man

You lift your head. Hey Han! Oh by the way, do I pronounce it like Han Solo or like Hannah?

Han Solo I guess, but it doesn't really matter.

Okay. You look around realizing that you spoke out loud. No one was watching. Roxy, Jane, Rose, Kanaya, and Jade were playing monopoly. You don't know where Dirk and Jake are, John and Vriska are watching a movie, and Karkat was asleep on your lap. That accounts for everyone. You pet Karkat's hair, the volume of his purring increasing. You gently stroke one of his horns, and he shifts around in his sleep, mumbling. You poke him awake, and drag him over to the monopoly game.

--Oh wow another time skip, the writer must be really bored right now!--

She is

Almost everyone was asleep. You and Karkat had attached your sleeping bags together to make one giant bag. He had fallen asleep inside the curve of your body. You have no idea how such a small guy can sleep so much.