Sleepover

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you are John, and tonight will be interesting

Whoah a new pov yay

You look up from your book to the sound of your phone buzzing. Someone is spamming you with messages. Ugh. You have been invited to a memo. You make sure not to actually take part in the conversation, because it is confusing enough already. It seems like shit is going down with Dave and Karkat. Cute. You aren't mad? You aren't going to go psycho and kidnap Dave? What the frick Han? Why would you go psycho?? Han, you are completely and utterly Straight. With a capital 'S'. Wait. My name is Han? Like Han Solo! Awwww yeahhhh. Anyway. You are going to get on with the story.

Looking through the memo, you see one picture sent many times, by many different people. It was Dave and Karkat making out. How in Skaia would someone get a picture like that without Dave noticing? Also, Nepeta was saying that they were matesprites? But Dave would have told you if it was official. You decide to message him right now.

ectoBiologist began pestering turntechGodhead

EB: hey dave!

EB: i heard you and karkat are a thing now? that is too fucking cute oh my god

TT: Yeah

TT: I currently have my unofficial boyfriend asleep on my lap. Did you know that trolls fucking purr?

EB: awwwwww :B cuteeeeeeeeee

EB: han was thinking that when i found out about you and karkat i would go psycho??

TT: Who the fuck is Han?

EB: oh (s)he's the person reading this! y'know the weird bold text person?

TT: Ohhhhhh Her. Why the fuck would you go psycho?? You are as straight as a board. And hate-dating spiderbitch.

EB: ikr! (but dont call her that please)

EB: ^ heh sorry i guess roxy is rubbing off on me... :B

EB: can you hang out sometime soon? i am missing hanging out with my friendssss

TT: Yeah sure! I can come over tonight! (do you mind if kitkat tags along? his older brother is out of town so no one is at his house... )

EB: yeah! thats totally fine!! (rox might be there too)

TT: Sounds good! I will majestically appear in your room around ten. 

EB: i never figured out how you do that...

turntechGodhead ceased pestering ectoBiologist

Yay! Now you won't be bored out of your mind tonight! You should message Roxy and ask when she wanted to come.

ectoBiologist began pestering tipsyGnostalgic

EB: heyyyyyyy roxy!

EB: can you come sleep over tonight?? dave and karkat are comingg??

TG: Sounds good!! :p 

TG: I actually g2g i have much shipping to catch up onnnnnn >:)

EB: oh yeah! karkat and dave are 'unofficially' dating now :B

TG: whoa rly? i didnt see that in this memo thingy yet. all i can see is endless piles of the same photo.

EB: yeah. how would someone even get in there to take that? dave is jumpy af

EB: wow you are rubbing off on me rox

TG: hehe oopsie :p 

TG: but yeah I can come! you mind if i bring janey??

EB: sounds great! this is turning into a party!! We might as well invite dirk jake jade and rose too. but then we would have to invite kanaya and i don't have room for that many people in my house. And if we are inviting more trolls vriska should be there.

TG: i do!! we can have it there! 

EB: okay ill tell dave

TG: ttyl byee <> u!!!!!!

EB: <> you too roxy

tipsyGnostalgic ceased pestering ectoBiologist

Now you have to tell dave to bring karkat to rose and roxys place. 

--Lets skip that, all these chats are getting boring--

I couldn't agree more.

--Skip to the sleepover--

How many people actually came?

The list of people that are coming to your house is as follows:

Dirk, Dave, Jake, Jane, John, Jade, Karkat, Kanaya, Rose, and Vriska

That is a whole lot of people.

You have no idea how you managed to get that many people to come over.

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