WHATEVER STRIDER - DaveKat (and more)

A Few Missed Calls

The writer couldn't find a good cover picture. Sorry!

You are Karkat and THAT GODDAMN BEE SHIT is calling you.

*RING* Your phone buzzes next to your head. You groan, and try to roll over, but you hit Dave and almost wake him up.

"Dude, Kitkat, let me sleep please"

"Sorry!"

You climb out of your sleeping bag, or is it sleeping bags? Whatever. You climb out of your sleeping bag, and grab your phone, answering it.

"Mhmm?" You say.

"Karkat. You haven't been an2weriing my text2."

"Oh. Text doesn't work on my phone. You have to pesterchum me. Sorry."

"Goddammiit. Okay, well II need help wiith Eriidan."

"Oh lord. What is he doing now?"

"Nothiing bad, II promii2e. But... II miight be, ju2t a LIITLE... flu2hed for hiim..."

"Okay. You realize that you are the ONLY one who just figured that out."

"What?"

"Nepeta is getting a lot of business these days."

"Huh?"

"Are you really THAT out of the loop? What have you been DOING the past few days?"

"Alriight, ju2t tell me already"

"Nah. Ask Nep about her shipping wall. She will give you the scoop."

"Okay. Thank2 Karkat."

"Bye Sollux"

He hangs up. You sit down on the floor. How has Sollux NOT noticed how much is going on. Jeez. But you are glad he finally realized his feelings for Eridan. Goddammit that sounded really cliche.

"Kitkat. Come over here. I'm cold" Dave calls across the room.

"Yes your majesty." You walk over to him, and climb back into the sleeping bag, huddling up next to Dave. He puts his arms around you and squeezes you gently. You are purring.

"I love you Dave"

"I love me to darling"

"Aw come on!" You poke him. "What about me?"

"Oh yeah. I love you too."

"You'd better love me, or else this might not be the best relationship."

"uhm... I really do love you okay? Please don't break up with me Karkat?" Oh jeez. He thought you were being serious. He even called you Karkat.

"Hey. Dave. I was kidding. I love you. A lot. Don't worry."

"Okay good." You roll over so you are facing him, his breath warm on your face. You set your head down on top of his chest. He pulls you closer, so his body is pressed right up next to you. You relax in his arms, and curl up into a ball. 

"Mmm. Dave you are warmer than I am."

"Nah. But I am Hotter." He winks at you.

"Aw come on!"

--Time skip, even though I like the fluff--

Your phone rings again. You groan, and attempt to sit up.

"Noo. Don't leave yet Kitkat."

"Someone is calling me Dave, I have to. But I promise that, as soon as I'm done, I'll climb back in with you."