WHATEVER STRIDER - DaveKat (and more)

Lol fuck this

you are Roxy, and there is a SHIT tin (*ton) of people at your house rn

"Heyyyyyy my bffsy!!" You welcome Jane, as she enters your house. She is the very last person to come, so now the party can get started.

"Roxy, I am confirming that there is NO alchohol in the house at the moment."

"Nah, it's all in the shed, cause it isn't part of the house" Hehe. you know Jane will make you giver her the key to the shed, but at least you tried...

"Roxy," She sighs, and you giggle "Gimme the key" you giver her a plastic key to some old toy of yours. "The REAL key." you hand it to her.

"Come on in! we were just about to start a game of truth or dare!" You grab Jane's arm and tow her inside.

"Alright, alright..." You lead Jane into your game room, where everyone else is chilling. You sit her down and call everyone into a circle.

"Ladies, and gentletrolls, it is time to begin our epic game or TRUTH OR DARE!!!!" you look around, and notice that a few people were missing, but refrain from pointing it out. Makeout sessions are FAR more fun than truth or dare.

"Who wants to go first?" Jane raises her hand. 

"Me!" you nod, "Roxy, truth or dare?"

"hmm..." you pause, "Dare"

"I dare you to sit on someone's lap until it comes around to you again- no it can't be mine." darn! you love sitting on Jane's lap. you walk across the circle and plop down on top of Jade.

"Boom. done. and now its my turn!" who was sitting next to you again? Oh right, Vriska. "Vriska, truth or dare?" 

"hmmm. you pick." hmmmmmm... thats tough. 

"Are you really flushing for John?" whether she says yes or no, she will blush so hard. you enjoy making your friends just (a little) uncomfortable.

"Yeah," she says with a straight face. Huh. you write that down mentally on the list of stuff you need to tell Nep. You look over at John, who was blushing VERY red. Hell yes. gossip. yas. 

"Jake, truth or dare?" Vriska asks.

"How about a truth" 

"aww lameeee" you say, earning a glare. you know vriska would have made him do something uncomfortable, but still. that is the point.

"are you and dirk actually living together?" Vriska asks.

"umm... he's moving in with me soon, so sorta?" he says, blushing. Item number two on the list for nepeta.

"alright jakey, your turn."

"Jade, truth or dare?"

"How about a dare!"

"I dare you to go into the kitchen, 'looking for a snack' and tell us what Dave and Karkat are up to" Jake noticed too.

"Awww ew! what if- just- fine." she gets up from her spot and you remover youself from her lap. *yourself. a few minutes later, she comes in, red faced.

"They were making out." she huffs. sitting down. That isn't really all that bad. there could have been doing other shit in there. You replace yourself on her lap.

"Okay, Rose. Truth or Dare?" Jade asks.

"Truth please." Naturally.

"hmmmmm... I dunno... umm.. Ill phone a friend. John? is there anything you want to ask her?"

"Have you ever kissed a GUY? that isnt dead."

"I don't think so, but if i did it was a VERY long time ago." That's fair. Rose is lesbian through and through. 

"Kanaya, truth or dare?"

"How About A Dare."

"I dare you, to go and get one of roxy's wine bottles, and share it with everyone but her."

"Noooooo!!" you gasp. "How could you DO that to meeeeee?!?!?!" you friends giggle, knowing that you have mostly put alcohol behind you.

"Alright" Kanaya leaves to get the wine. This will be good for you really. But still. She returns with no wine.

"The Shed Is Locked" 

"Oh well, no wine for anyone then," Kanaya sits back down next to rose.

"John, Truth Or Dare?"

"ill take a truth"

"Are You Flushing For Vriska?"

"w-what?" he asks. aww. "uhm... yeah.." he sighs.

"Holly fuck, im telling Nepeta." you whip out your phone and pester her.

tipsyGnostalgic began pestering arsenicCatnip

TG: HOLY FUCK NEP

TG: JOHN AND VRISKA <3 IS CANON HOLY SHIT

AC: :33 < Oooooohhhhh!!!! Yay!!! I must update my shipping wall!!

aresenicCatnip ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic

"Boom. Done." you look up from your phone. "john, its your turn"

"hmmmm. dirk, truth or dare?"

"I choose dare."

"Walk in on Dave and Karkat, and yell 'get a room' "

"Happily." he did, and you could hear Dave swearing at him through the wall.

"Alright dirky, your turn!"

"Jane, truth or dare?" he asks.

"How about a truth"

"Aw come on! I had the best dare!"

"Fine. Bring it on Dirk."

"I. Dare you. To kiss..." everyone waits with bated breath. These are the most fun to watch. "Roxy." Oh lord. What. Your face is turning red. Holy shit. He isn't done. "But like, a full on KISS. The whole shebang." Holy shit. Oh my god. Jane gets up, grabs you out of Jade's lap, and kisses you on the lips. You lean in, your heart melting.

"Maybe YOU guys are the ones who should get a room!" you hear Dave say.

"Maybe we will" you mumble back.

Okay! Yess JaneRoxy is my favorite thing!! :3 I'm really sorry about how shitty this is. And cliche, but whatever.

-- much love, WP

(PS we are almost at 100 veiws?!?!)