Hitch Hiking • WHY DON'T WE [#1]

nine

Why is a majority of the male population idiots?

I'm starting to think that Eben is the only logical one out of everyone staying at my house at the moment. This whole mess started whenever we were all bored and trying to configure ideas of what to do because none of us really wanted to go to the water at the moment. 

With Zach being Zach he suggested we do something crazy like drive the golf cart down the road. It seemed like an okay idea at first. We all went out, loaded onto the golf cart, however there was a problem; 8 people, one 6 seater golf cart. After we worked out those arrangements, Jack found himself in my lap hanging on for dear life as Zach decided to take the keys from Jonah and drive. 

Of course this was a mistake. 

"DON'T WORRY YOU GUYS, I'M GOOD AT THIS." Zach shouts from the front as he steps on the gas. I grab onto Jack who was crushing the life out of me. This was probably extremely unsafe so that's why Eben's vlogging it all. 

"I hope y'all know that if we die or some kind of injuries happen we're not responsible." I call out to the guys. 

"You really think we would sue you?" Jack asks. I shrug, "Maybe." 

"ZACHARY DEAN HERRON WATCH OUT FOR THAT STOP SIGN!" Mama Jonah yells as Zach swerves to the right almost taking down the sign.

"Damn it Zach, you were supposed to stop." 

"I WANNA GO HOME NOW." 

"JACK YOUR BUTT IS IN MY FACE."

"SORRY ANSLIE, BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT, I HAVE A NICE ASS!" Jack plops back down causing me to groan. 

"ZACH STOP THE CART." I shout up at Zach. The 16 year old stops and I push Jack off of me. 

"Drive bitch, drive."

Zach steps on the gas as we speed down the road back towards my house, leaving Jack in the middle of the road in a fit of laughter.

"Do you think he'll be okay?" Eben asks through a laugh as Zach parks the golf cart. We left Jack about three minutes from the house so I'm sure he'd be fine.

Everyone gets off the cart as my aunt comes out onto the front porch shaking her head. "You kids are idiots, wait, there were eight of you. Where's Ja-"

"HERE I AM!" Jack shouts running down the street. 

"Yo that was fast." 

~

"Hey Corbitch." I say plopping down next to Corbyn and pulling out my phone.

"Dang it. Everyone in the fandom is calling me that and now you too?"

"It's iconic okay." I laugh. Corbyn rolls his eyes and glances over at me. "I'm bored." 

"Hi bored, I'm Anslie." 

"I hate you." Corbyn sighs and shakes his head. I grin, "you too, pal." 

"I'm bored." Zach groans an hour later as we all sit around the living room.