Honestly this is just short and maybe poorly made stories while everyone waits on my Vemodalen chapters. There might be more than metal gear. Idk. There might be smut/lemon warnings, so just skip if you don't like. I have hope that this will help me...
I only wrote this because I feel like people should read this before planning to watch this one. Ummm... spoilers ahead btw Unless you are like me, who really doesn't care much because this movie is fucking bad! And a huge cliche of pornstar looking people in a horror movie aaaaah.
No offense to those actors. I am sure that some of them are decent in real life. Heathers actress is really pretty ^-^
Well, before watching it, you should be warned that it might ruin your love for the franchise depending on who tf you are. It didn't ruin my love for it, but I refuse to believe any of it is cannon.
But if you fear that you might loose your love for the franchise, please remind yourself that this movie is not cannon.
I think it's good to be aware of what you are approaching before watching this cancer. It's not exactly worth it.
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Ummm... the beginning is kinda retarded. Lemme list the bad shit. No particular order.
-Heather/Edith gets adopted. WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GRANDMA KNOW WHERE SHE IS???
-Heather is told to read the fucking letter at the beginning but does not till the fucking end.
-grandma is not only a bitch, but is also extremely retarded. More retarded than leatherface is supposed to be. At least tell him that he has a cousin so he doesn't idk kill all of his friends?1?1?
-the hitchhiker dude.... omfggggggg.... THEY LEAVE HIM IN THE MANSION WHERE HE STEALS SHIT! THEY ONLY KNEW HIM FOR ABOUT A FUCKING DAY!!!! A DAY! NO ONE WAS EVEN A LITTLE HESITANT!
-ummm... yes, Leatherface's masks are made of human faces, but the fact that Heather already knew is slightly Mary Sue.
-a titty birthmark? Really? I know they exist, but for fuck saaaaake.
-the mayor absolutely dispieses the Sawyer family so fucking much that he will end their lives illegally. Ummm... yeah, they are a cannibalistic fam, but to blame every family member for this? Fucking hell.
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-bill Moseley.... tbh you looked really fucking young to be Drayton. I wonder if the mayor would have killed poor chop top after coming home. ;-;. Poor baby.
-oh wow they got iPhones and fucking face time.
-the fucking music (not including some of the horror soundtrack shit) was pretty fucking tacky for the film. No offense.
-writes 'murderers' on their fucking photo of the cunts who killed the fam. Ow the edge XD
-idk if this part would be kinda like a generic scooby doo my little pony thing, but the fact that her friends are all like "BY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, WE WILL GO WITH YOU YEAAAAAH WERE SO COOL!"
-why is everyone ridiculously pretty? Heathers actor is pretty and all, but she looks like an edgelord.
-TIME FUCKING PARADOX!
-acting is kinda retarded.
-i was a bit annoyed with how Heather was flirting with the cop dude after... I think arresting her? Ik he hated the Sawyer fam too (this will be edited later) and she says something like "you know, I thought you were kinda cute." It was almost like she was turning more into a twisted character but in an absolutely bad edgy creepypasta oc way.
-uh... the ending pissed me off. Yes, leatherface killed all her friends and shit, but the way she kinda just locked his door and all kinda pissed me off.
-errr... now back with the beginning, I'm not the best when it comes to crime and punishment, but burning the house down was very stupid. These kind of people would not have this kind of occupation weather the town has less of a population or not.
-with the cops and mayor of the movie... their intentions of killing every Sawyer family could have been done better... but is was done so fucking retardedly in the film... it really bothered me how the Sawyer family was more victimized in a way. With leatherface and two other bitches left, I can see why they would he considered more innocent in a way (because everyone needs to remember that he is supposed to be mentally handicap. So he would never really get why cannibalism is wrong.) but it was a bit annoying.
Now as a person who would like to critique, I gotta mention the positives (personal ones tbh.)
Positives
-I absolutely love the idea of a lost Sawyer family member, despite the fact that this was done really poorly in the movie.
-the actors and actresses are good looking. Even though their good looks are very unnecessary.
-Old leatherface is kinda cute in my opinion XD. I like how he wears red. Smart idea.
-I like heathers real name, Edith.
-The mansion is pretty.
-Again, Bill is an amazing actor and I love how he was Drayton. It was so cool to see how in character he was! It makes sense too tho since he was Chop top (and Nubbins in this short film.)
Because the damage has already kinda been done,I'll explain how this movie could have been better later.
