Jimin
I still can't believe you stole a lollipop from that little boy
Yoongi
I saw it,liked it,took it
Jimin
Your lucky it was still in the wrapper
Yoongi
You're *
Jimin
Btw I'll go to Busan tomorrow to visit my parents so I won't text you that much
Yoongi
And why are you telling me this
Jimin
Because we are friends ...?
Yoongi
Are we in the kink revealing stage?
Jimin
Nope
Yoongi
Then we're not friends
Jimin
Do you think with your head or with your crotch?
Yoongi
Depends which head you're talking about ;;;)
Jimin
I-
Yoongi
Poop
Jimin
What?
Yoongi
Lots of poop
Jimin
Do I even have to bother to ask you what the hell are you talking about?
Yoongi
Holly
Yoongi
Shit
Yoongi
On my
Yoongi
Bed
Jimin
Are you kidding?
Yoongi
I wish
Jimin
nO WAY I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RN
Yoongi
I'll send a picture
Jimin is typing...
Yoongi
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Yoongi
WRONG PICTURE WRONG PICTURE
Jimin
It's okay xD
Jimin is typing...
Jimin
Wait
Jimin
Does this mean you've saved my selfie?
Yoongi
Pfffff whaaaat?Stop talking nonsense
Yoongi
Of course I didn't save it,it saved automatically
Seen 12:45 am
Yoongi
I saved it
[message not sent]
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Yoongi
For God's sake Jimin!It is 6 AM WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME
Jimin
Yoongi hyung...do you have a driving license?
Yoongi
Did you call me just to find out this?Yes,I have one.Excuse me now but my pillow and my dog are waiting for me.Good night
Jimin
I know I'm asking a lot but can you drive me to Busan?
Yoongi
That's a really long road
Jimin
I know but I'll pay for the gas and I'll buy you food on the way.I arrived too late into the train station and lost my train
Yoongi
Ham sandwiches,warm blanket and a place to stay in Busan while you are there,that's what I need
Jimin
Sure,so will you drive me there??
Yoongi
Yes.Meet me in front of the park in 30 minutes
Jimin
THANK YOU SO MUCH HYUNG I LOVE YOU
Yoongi
Damn it boy,you should call yourself lucky because Min Yoongi doesn't wake up at 6 am to drive someone to another city
Jimin
💞💞💞
Yoongi
My eyes are burning stop it
Jimin
I don't have the black heart emoji
Yoongi
You need a software update asap
Jimin
Again,thank you so much!!
Yoongi
Whatever
Yoongi
<3
Jimin
Did you just send me a heart?
Yoongi
Does this <3 look like this 💞 ?
Jimin
Umm yeah
Yoongi
Then yes,I sent you a heart because I am too tired to think properly
Jimin
As long as you can drive without getting us in the hospital,it's fine :)
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Fanfiction" Now be a good boy and help me find a dog salon's number " ~In which Yoongi got the wrong number from the pet shop and texts a random boy instead ~ ©yoongsoul
