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Monie added Jimin,Yoongi to the group chat
Monie named the group chat " nice people except Yoongi "
Monie changed Jimin's nickname to " Chiminie"
Monie changed his nickname to " Joon"
Joon changed Yoongi's nickname to " Bitch"

Nice people except Yoongi

Joon
New year new me!!

Bitch
Excuse me?Why am I the bitch here?

Joon
Cause you are one,duh

Chiminie
I appreciate my nickname but nobody calls me that

Bitch
Jimin stop complaining

Joon
Oh

Chiminie
Yoongi.You are truly a bitch

Joon
oH

Bitch
AM NOT

Chiminie
Don't.

Bitch
Okay...

Joon
OKAY SO CAN YOU TELL ME WHO TOPS AND WHO BOTTOMS

Bitch
Yes

Chiminie
No

Chiminie
HOW can you tell him if we didn't

Chiminie
You know

Joon
Are you next to each other?

Bitch
Jimin's in the bedroom,I'm in the kitchen

Joon
I see..

Joon
Yoongs,did Jimin make you mad with his complaining?

Bitch
Not mad mad,annoyed maybe

Chiminie
I barely said anything

Joon
Jimin,did Yoongi make you mad with his behavior?

Chiminie
No,I love him,he can't make me mad mad

Joon
Jess Christ,I wanted to get both of you angry and then finally tell me who is top and who is bottom but I feel like Jimin's a strong bottom tbh

Bitch
Back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up Joon

Chiminie
You're the same Namjoon as in 2017,I don't believe in that new year new me thing

Joon
Yeah yeah okay.I've just wanted to ask you how was your Christmas,New Year's Eve since none of you bothered to tell me

Joon
Especially Christmas,since I helped Jimin buy that Rolex

Bitch
You actually gave money for this watch?!

Joon
Nope,I wrote a song for that contest

Bitch
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WROTE BABY SHARK??

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