Camren One Shots

Bish you ain't James Bond

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Prompt: "Sunglasses and a hat isn't a disguise!"

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It was hard having a secret girlfriend. Dinah didn't have this problem, her and Normani got to make out whenever they wanted to. And Ally, well she definitely doesn't have any issues with management.

But oh no. Lauren wants to date a girl because she's bisexual which means either or and management has an aneurism. Well maybe it would've been okay if it was any other girl. Like Lucy, or even Halsey, Dua Lipa maybe. Anybody else and they might've been okay with it, promoted the hell out of it.

But oh no. Lauren wants her ex-bandmate. Lauren wants to date Camila Cabello. It'd been five years in the making. Five years of tension and arguments. Five years of waiting on both sides. Pining actually. They'd agreed in the early years that getting into anything would be too complicated for the band. So they waited.

They waited and look where it got them. A secret shoved deep into the closet. It was awful, not being able to take Camila out for a proper date. I mean, the feud was over, management killed that shit swiftly after Lauren told them she was dating Camila. But still, it was still so fresh and new, being only four instead of five.

Lauren just wanted a normal relationship. God she wanted Camila coming to their shows and meeting her backstage, being allowed to wrap her arm around Camila's shoulders and kiss her forehead. All that cute shit. Hell she wanted to be allowed to be seen in public with the girl. Lauren wanted it all; the cute and the sexy, the adorable and the mind blowing. Dammit she wanted it all but for now it was behind closed doors.

So yeah, secret relationships. They suck.

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For example, when one of them wanted to visit them while they happened to be in the same city they'd have to sneak around exceptionally well. And more than usual.

This was one of those times.

Lauren and the girls were in LA the same time Camila was for the 24K Magic Tour. It was a happy coincidence and Lauren and Camila had been planning it for months. Due to Camila's touring and 5H's album, there'd been so little time to sneak around and see each other. All Lauren wanted was to snuggle and love the girl of her dreams.

Their plan was simple; Camila disguises herself and walks over to Lauren's hotel, sneaking past fans and paparazzi to walk through the front door, straight up to Lauren's room and then snuggle and kiss until she had to leave in the morning. Simple.

Of course Lauren overlooked one tiny thing in their grand plan, Camila's part of the plan to be precise. All she had to do was look completely unlike herself with her outer clothes and look normal under it all. So like a long coat, floppy hat, big sunglasses or a scarf or something that wouldn't let people know it's her.

Lauren should've just gone to her.

No Lauren opened her door with a grin but it faded quickly.

"Please tell me you took off your disguise in the elevator." Lauren whined. Camila frowned at her, slipping her Ray Ban's off her face.

"Um, no. This is the disguise." Camila chuckled, wrapping her arms around Lauren's waist and pushing her backwards into the hotel room, kicking the door shut behind them. Camila kissed Lauren softly, letting Lauren sink into the kiss and wrap her hands around Camila's shoulders. "I missed you baby."

Lauren smiled briefly before catching sight of Camila when she opened her eyes and she sprung out of her grasp.

"Camz! No. I can't believe you did that!" Lauren screeched. Camila looked at her like a deer in headlights.