Walking with a Ghost

Avocado Toast House (That the birds ate)

"Gilbert! You fucking cockblock!!" The voice Gilbert heard when he opened his eyes was not one he expected.
"Antonio? You're...what are you doing here? I thought I was dead.
"What??? The fuck???? Did you do???" Alfred was looking at his corpse in horror. "Did you push me off?"
"You fell."
"No. I. did. not."
"So there I was, about to get the clothes of this incredibly hot Grim reaper when I get the alert that another grim reaper has been born and I'm technically the closest so I have to deal with it."
"Wait...you're a grim reaper too?"
"I've been one since the eighties. I was one when we met in high school too."
"I just thought you used a lot of play and didn't age at all."
"What were you thinking, jumping like that?"
"Matthew is dead."
"I know."
"If you knew then why did you encourage me to find him?"
"So you'd get over him."
"Well...I'm a ghost now, and so is Alfred. So we can just move on along with Matthew and be with him forever." Gilbert shrugged.
"You don't get it. People who commit suicide become reapers. It's punishment. We have to harvest the souls of people who are clinging to life until we make our quotas." Antonio explained.
"What?!"
"And Matthew is turning into a poltergeist. I saw it in that storage room. If he doesn't move on soon he won't ever be able to be recovered."
Gilbert swallowed. "Well...if I can't move on with him...I'll just be the one to direct him along...you know."
Antonio sighed. "You brought this upon yourself."
"I know."
"Look...I know you're doing this for my little bro and all...but you pushed me off an overpass. You Murdered me. I'm dead."
"Thank you for stating the obvious." Gilbert groaned.
"You. Killed. Me." Alfred repeated. "I didn't say I wanted to die."
"You said you missed him?"
"But I didn't want to die! There are so many video games I haven't finished yet."
"Oh. Great. Now you won't move on."
"I'll move on with Matthew, but why the fuck did you kill me dude?"
"I really wasn't thinking straight."
"Yeah, speaking of straight, you're not and you're gay for my brother so you KILLED ME."
"I just recovered from brain damage. It wasn't the best decision I've ever made."
"I died!"
"I'm dead too you shit!"
"You didn't have to jump!"
"I did if I wanted to see Mattie again. And really all of this is Antonio's fault. He told me to go after Matthew."
"I didn't know you were going to throw yourself into traffic after committing homicide!!"
"Look, we all make mistakes."
"Since when is murder a mistake?"
"This is not how I expected to be spending my Monday afternoon." Alfred sighed. "Nobody really expects to be murdered by their dead brother's boyfriend."
"Alfred, we get it. You're dead. I'm dead. Antonio was dead all along. Please stop."
"Hello I am trying to get us to five hundred words here. Be grateful."
"Let's just go find Mattie so I can be rid of you and then I can go back to Ludwig and explain this whole thing.
"You can't do that. People who knew you when you were alive can't see you and if you try to contact them you'll get sent to the void. Trust me. I knew a guy who ended up there because of it." Antonio explained.
"What? Really? I have to leave Ludwig thinking I murdered a stranger then jumped off an overpass?"
"Afraid so."
"Well...I'll deal with that later. Mattie is our first priority."

Actually, now that I think about it...
Britain (Arthur) represents himself and the U.K. Bro's as well as England (depending on the circumstances). He is both the United Kingdom, And England so that must mean that all areas are represented by the most dominant of the bunch???
Ex: each province has their own personality but when interacting on a worldwide scale Canada is all of them.
Now, that being said...back when England still colonized, all the events in hetalia which involved British colonies would have been represented by Britain (Arthur) since Britain would represent all of his areas.
So in those revolutionary war episodes Britain was also representing Canada as well as himself since Canada was part of Britain.
I don't know what I'm talking about. It's 5am and i didn't get any sleep. Please help.