private messages
tomathan
good morning mel!mel
notomathan
what?mel
it's 7 ammel
text me at a godly hourmel
bye─
tomathan
hi again mel!tomathan
how've you beenmel
well my existence is a continuum so i've been what i am at each point in the implied time periodtomathan
haha yeah for suretomathan
no doubt no doubttomathan
i know a lot of things toomel
like whattomathan
like neutron stars can spin 600 times per second, which is roughly more than most rotisserie chickens canmel
wowmel
you put the tom in lobotomytomathan
someone's grouchymel
someone's about to be drinking all their meals through a straw for the next 6 monthsmel
i was up late last night studying for my test this morning i'm allowed to be a little crankytomathan
what are you studying right now?mel
the einstein-rosen bridgetomathan
oh cool!tomathan
where is thatmel
oh tom nomel
it's another term for schwarzchild wormholestomathan
what are those?mel
areas of space that are connected and modeled by vacuum solutions to the einstein field equationstomathan
are you speaking englishmel
they're also considered theoretical passages through space-timetomathan
like in the avengers!mel
whattomathan
when they open the portal using the tesseract so the chitauri can invade new yorkmel
are you speaking englishmel
besides it's only hypothetical there's about a billion issues with size and expansion and stabilitymel
they're pretty cool though i like astrophysicstomathan
i just googled wormhole but a porn site came up and i had to delete my entire computermel
how do i tell you you're an absolute idiot without sounding meantomathan
that's never stopped you beforemel
shut up you moldy cilantro leaftomathan
aw cute i love pet namesmel
pet names repulse me to my coretomathan
but sweetheartmel
what do you want sugary cardio vascular pumptomathan
nothing much love muffinmel
that's fascinating to hear affection baked goodtomathan
how's your day been baby girlmel
my day has mostly consisted of studying so far infant womantomathan
this is getting out of handtomathan
how about i just call you meltomathan
or melliemel
you just lost the right to call me mel by suggesting that nicknamemel
you may address me by my last name or my liegetomathan
but melmel
what did i just saytomathan
sorry my liegetomathan
what's mel short for anywaystomathan changed mel to melanie!
melanie
hint: it's not short for melanietom changed melanie to melissa!
melissa
try again buddytom changed melissa to melanoma!
melanoma
omg tom how did you guess it so fastmelanoma
my god given name IS melanomamelanoma
my parents named me melanoma because i, like skin cancer, remain undetected and will kill you slowlytomathan
can't we save the threats upon my life until after lunch at leastmelanoma
i reserve the right to threaten you with death until at least 4 pmmelanoma
then i only threaten you with severe injurytomathan
let's be real mel you wouldn't hurt a flymelanoma
you're right because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybodymelanoma
you however i would maimtomathan
you're scary when you're like this melmelanoma
i'm always like thistomathan
exactlyAUTHOR'S NOTE: can you feel this fic slowly becoming a train wreck because i can. i just ended this chapter right here because i gave up and i feel like that says a lot about what direction it's going in
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