Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

SIXTY TWO

nerd nation
[10+ participants]

mel
i'm leaving for a few days to go to jeb's wedding

mel
i put a fire extinguisher in the hallway, notified all local emergency centers, and left grilled cheese sandwiches and juice boxes for everyone in the common room

mel
please try to postpone your regularly scheduled depravity and stay out of jail until i'm back

remy
did you burn the grilled cheese a little bit just how we like

mel
yes

scott
awww mel

scott
that's so sweet

mel
what are you talking about

ian
you looove us

mel
no i don't

hitomi
yes you do you don't want anything bad to happen to us

mel
have you seen how much paperwork i would have to do if one of you died

remy
yeah right

sajan
psa mel santiago has a heart everyone!!

hector
i think you kind of like us

mel
i would sell you for a mint hector your life means nothing to me

hector

scott
nah i still think you love us

mel
need i remind you all that i keep blackmail files on each of you

mel
and i will not hesitate to use them to my advantage if you continue this

ian
keep threatening them mel

ian
this is excellent material for my novel

sajan
ugh not another one

ian
what do you mean

ian
you guys loved the last book i wrote

ian
you said the lord of the forgotten realms was a masterpiece

hitomi
we lied