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[4 participants]lizzie
MEL KILLED MY FISHmel
IT WASN'T MY FAULTlizzie
YOU KNEW BUBBLES WAS ALLERGIC TO GLUTENmel
NO I DIDN'Tmel
HE'S A GOLDFISHmel
WHAT KIND OF FISH IS GLUTEN INTOLERANTlizzie
YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU HAD ACTUALLY READ THE BOOK OF INSTRUCTIONS I LEFT YOUmel
LIZZIE IT WAS 608 PAGES WITH PICTURES AND A GLOSSARYlizzie
WELL SUE ME FOR BEING THOROUGHmel
IT HAD A SECTION ABOUT BUBBLES'S LIFEmel
HE'S BEEN ALIVE FOR 1.67 WEEKSlizzie
YOU KNOW WHAT ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS WATCH HIM FOR 2 HOURS WHILE I HELPED JUNE GET DRESSEDmel
WHO BRINGS A FREAKING FISH TO A WEDDINGlizzie
I HAD A PLUS ONEmel
that's just sad lizzielizzie
i knowlizzie
but ricardo cancelled on me in an emaillizzie
i don't get menmel
i know you haven't had a date in monthslizzie
WHO FEEDS A FISH GLUTENmel
I JUST WANTED TO SHARE MY CROISSANDWICHscarlett
did you just say croissandwichscarlett
as inscarlett
a delicious savory treat constructed out of a flaky pastry layered with meat and cheesemel
i immediately sense dangermel
lizzie helplizzie
over bubbles's dead bodyscarlett
that's funny because i brought a croissandwich with me this morningscarlett
and it mysteriously disappearedmel
don't look at me i was color coding the buffet table all morningscarlett
that's not an alibi that's an alibliescarlett
you already did that two weeks ago because you're obsessively organizedmel
someone put the tater tots by the mini pies i need to goscarlett
i'm going to smack you with bubbles's dead corpselizzie
NO
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