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melsantiago what time are we meeting at the flower shop
tomholland2013 2:30 i think
melsantiago cool
melsantiago which flower produces the most pollen
tomholland2013 uhh my botanical knowledge is limited
tomholland2013 why
melsantiago because june is allergic to pollen and i want her eyes to be red and watering all up in that bitch
tomholland2013 are you...trying to sabotage the wedding by giving your best friend allergies
melsantiago sniff sniff bitch
tomholland2013 is this because she betrayed your trust and broke your scared bond of kinship
melsantiago nah
melsantiago she canceled my order for an albino bear
tomholland2013 you know i think maybe seb and june just want a quiet celebration with their family and friends to celebrate their love and cherish one another
melsantiago lame
melsantiago now imagine if the ring bearer was an actual bear
melsantiago i even picked white so it would match what more do they want
tomholland2013 we're really just supposed to help pick out flowers
melsantiago but we could spend that money on a fog machine or a t-shirt gun
tomholland2013 i hear what you're saying
tomholland2013 and i am terrified by it
melsantiago listen as maid of honor i'm allowed a certain amount of input
melsantiago and i just don't think i'm receiving the amount of input i deserve
tomholland2013 because june won't let you roller skate down the aisle or whatever?
melsantiago hey how did you know about that one i didn't tell you