Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

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melsantiago
who is this

tomholland2013
it's tom!!

melsantiago
i don't know anyone named tom?

tomholland2013
oh shoot is this not mel

tomholland2013
i just searched snapchat usernames

melsantiago
who's mel

tomholland2013
my friend from uc berkeley

melsantiago
well that's definitely not me

melsantiago
i'm a forty seven year old male from texas

melsantiago
i collect ceramic figurines

melantiago
and i have a fish named linguini but he bites

tomholland2013
okay so maybe not the mel i was looking for

tomholland2013
it's so weird that you have the same name as my friend though

tomholland2013
i thought mel was typically a girl's name?

melsantiago
mel is my nickname

melsantiago
it's short for melt because that's what i did to the last rattlesnake who tried to munch on my bootstrap

melsantiago
my real name is columcille

tomholland2013
that's...unique

tomholland2013
was your mother addicted to crack when she named you?
not sent!

tomholland2013
what's the origin of that

melsantiago
it's biblical

tomholland2013
wow

tomholland2013
are you fucking with me
not sent!

tomholland2013
that's great columcille

melsantiago
oh no you can't say my full name

melsantiago
you'll summon the evil spirits that cursed me at birth