Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

THIRTY SEVEN

the golden trio
[3 participants]

plant mom
I'M SO EXCITED YOU'RE COMING HOME

plant mom
WE'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

melton john
yeah i can't wait to get back and see my cherished loved ones

plant mom
awww that's so sweet of you

melton john
yup

plant mom
you're talking about the pudding cups you left behind in the fridge aren't you

melton john
yup

god
it seems like you're having a good time in la though

god
a really really good time

melton john
this feels vaguely like a trap

god

god
look what was on the world wide web this morning

melton john
i don't know where that came from

melton john
i, a good christian woman, have never touched a man in my life

god
well the caption on this photo said you two are "lovers"

god
i mean super weird word choice but still

melton john
you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet

god
you mean i didn't really win a cruise to the bahamas????

melton john
and there aren't actually any hot singles in your area

melton john
sorry buddy

plant mom
aw that's such a cute picture!

plant mom
are you going to miss him?

melton john
yes
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melton john
miss who

plant mom
tom

melton john
no why would i

god
oh i don't know