My Boyfriend is Soooo Sweet!

The New Rules

    -Brinna's POV-
Slowly walking around the classroom like a predator stalking a prey, he started discussing about his rules that will last for a week.

    "Okay class, here is the first rule. Oh, wait, I'll just write it on the blackboard. You must remember them. Okay?" he spoke, sounding like a child.

    "Yes Sir Rob!" We answered in a military manner. Who knows why we said those words in a military way, probably because he look like a soldier himself.

     He nodded and started writing his rules on the blackboard.

Here are his rules:

Rule...

Number One:

Never disobey Sir Rob .

Number Two:

Make sure you address your classmate as 'My friend' no matter what.

Number Three:

When ordered by Sir Rob, do it right away. Not unless you are ordered to follow it slowly or later.

Number Four:

Follow the rules written above this rule. Follow this rule too.

     After reading his rules, all I could do right now is stare at the blackboard blankly as if it came from mars.

     Wait, what is this strange crawling feeling near my mouth? What... Mamamia! My saliva is stuck near my mouth!