Will x Nico one shots

Girls are annoying

It all started when Nico was walking out of his high school one day.

NPOV

There was a hoard of girls surrounding the bike racks where, unfortunately I had to go.

"Hey Reyna!" I called as I came to her side

"What's with the flock of chicks by the bikes?" 

"Oh, well, a pretty cute guy showed up on a skateboard a few minutes ago" Reyna said in her usual bored tone

I walked towards my bike when I heard a conversation between Drew and Emma saying

"Oh I bet I can make him like me in three minutes flat!"

"I could make him like me in two!" 

and blah blahblah blah blah blahblah, I stopped caring after that

I could make out an Orange t-shirt and a tuft of blonde hair in the middle of the girls, which I recognized immediately as my boyfriend wearing his old camp shirt. So with a few elbows and annoyed looks from girls I made it to the front where Drew and Emma were trying to (and failing to) flirt with my Will. I was about to say something but then I heard

" So how come someone so handsome doesn't have a girlfriend?

" I don't know I guess I have a good reason not to" Will said crossly

"But what about me? I'm the prettiest and most popular girl in the 12th grade"

"Well there's one problem with that" He said bluntly

" WHAT!? and what's that?"

" The word girl, honey, i'm gay-" Will said mockingly with a hand on his hip

I stepped forward and Will suddenly said

" -And if it isn't my significant other now!"

I grinned and walked up to him and he trapped me in a hug. My hands went up to his neck and his to my waist pulling us closer together. I took my head off his shoulder and pecked his lips

" Hi darling" He said all flirtatious

" Hi Sunshine" I said uncharacteristically enthusiastically

Drew just started sputtering and Emma spoke up and said

"Y-you can't be GAY!! I bet you've never even had sex before" She said with a smug look on her face

luckily my boyfriend had an exceptionally quick response

"You're right i'm still a virgin-" Emma smiled and started to open her big yap before Will said

"-would you like to help me change that my beautiful Deathboy?"

I went completely pink  but then spoke up and said

"Of course Sunshine, as long as it's 'doctor's orders'" I said with a wink

Will went pink as well then we linked hands and walked down the street to our apartment, my bike and the group of girls forgotten

I know it's bad but it's a good kind of bad, feedback appreciated

c use peeps later

-S