Pancake troubles (Lumine)

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It's real short n stupid cause this was sitting on my phone for a while.
Tbh I had a dream about this-
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When you were asked to help with the Jakob project,you didn't expect it to be this..Strange.
Usually it's just working on the elevator
But your boss..well
He was something else.
He would shout or do something strange sometimes.

"OH FUCK ME IN THE ASS"
Yep
Definitely Lumine.

Somehow
At 5 In the afternoon
He was making pancakes and FAILING.
He's an intelligent being for gods sake
How.

When you walked in to see what was going on
There was powder and cooking utensils everywhere
He was throwing shit at the ceiling.
Lumine why.

"Lumine what the fuck it's almost 6 in the afternoon"
"WE GOT A PANCAKE STUCK ON THE CEILING GIRL HELP ME GET IT DOWN"
"Why are you making pancakes so late."

He turned and scowled at you before proceeding to throw a bag of flour at the ceiling.
No surprise.
It opened in midair and landed on his face.

"Pancakes are the shit."
"Lumine you're making a mess."
"it's all gonna be worth it when I eat this pancake"

He grabbed a broom.
"LUMINE NO-"
He began whacking the ceiling.
Before you could even stop him,your vision was cut off by a pancake hitting your face.
"Got it."
You groaned and took the pancake off of your face.
It didn't even smell good.
Or even look good.

"why do you do these things Lumine.."
"You know how boring it is to cook like a regular person? It sucks ass. It's not fun."
"we have a mess to clean up now."
"No,I have a mess to clean up. Go eat your pancake."
"I thought it was for you."
"Yeah,uhh...I lied."

Sure Lumine's behavior was strange,but at least he was sweet about it this time.
Also that pancake tasted amazing,even if it was on the ceiling.
Though next time if he wants to cook
He's gonna need help from a certain someone.

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