I am gonna go to hell for dis
I am definitely gonna go to hell for dis
Especially that I've been gone
And I return with THIS-
AND MORE TO COME
WELP
TIME FOR THE SIN OF WRITING SOMETHING SHORT AND BAD
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"Ok,one more-"
"Enough with the puns already,you have already made too many."
"But Boss-"
"What did I tell you about calling me Boss?"
"But Colonel,you know I love making puns...."
Colonel was definitely not a fan about jokes,puns in that matter.They were the worst to him,but yet,they weren't as bad when the came from you...
"One more...?"
"Fine..."
"Thank you! Now,what does a skeleton tile his roof with?"
"Uh....I don't know..."
"With SHINgles!"
Colonel snickered at the joke lightly.It was pretty clever....
"Not going to lie,that was pretty clever.."
"I thought you hated puns!"
"Well I like that one."
You couldn't believe what you were hearing.Colonel? Liking your pun?
That's a lie.
"Stop lying."
"Who said I was lying?"
This couldn't be happening.Colonel could never like your puns.Even you admitted it,your puns were horrible.
"I-I thought you didn't like puns...."
"I don't,but yours...however...are amazing..."
"W-Wait,really?!"
"Would I ever lie to you...?"
Your face began to grow a slight shade of pink.
He really meant it...
"Colonel...do you just only like my puns...?"
"I like everything about you...why do you think I told you to call me Colonel...?"
"Y-You have a point...."
"I know I do...and I want you to stay amazing....stay who you are..."
"C-Colo-"
Before you can even finish,Colonel quickly kissed you directly on the mouth.
You were speechless
"I like...no....love you..."
"I...love you too...Colonel..."
Both of you stared into each other's eyes for what felt like an eternity.
"Oh,I hope you don't mind if I promote you to my Girlfriend now....you Heart stealer~"
"Did you just attempt to do a pun? Which wasn't even a pun?"
"Yes,it's actually harder than you think..." Colonel said,chuckling.
"Well keep practicing,one day,your puns will be as PUNtastic as mine!"
"I'll keep that in mind,love~"
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