Tales of Squirty Pants And Water Boy (Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern fanfic)

PB&J

The morning smelled like springtime. It was springtime, but it was weird that the inside of the school smelled like springtime. Usually her school reeked of marijuana smoke and whatever mystery meat they were cooking for lunch. Rona shook the thought away and proceeded to take out her notebooks. Her locker was getting filled with empty water bottles and other various trash items.

"Morning, Rons" Jonathan said as he leaned against his locker. It was weird because he smelled like springtime.

"You know? I have never seen you open that locker. I guess you just use it as a leaning post" she rolled her eyes, but she couldn't roll the thought of how he smelled like a field of roses. Wait! What!

"Books are for the weak, I fit all my knowledge in my vastly superior brain" he smirked, still leaning against his locker.

"Well, that explains why you're an idiot"

A few seconds later Rona heard the clicking of someone's heels. She turned around a saw Clary making her way to them.

"Wow Jonathan! This is a new one!" Clary straightened a crumpled piece of paper in her hand and showcased it to us. It was an ad to audition to be Jonathan's girlfriend. "I knew you didn't have a girlfriend! I knew you were lying! I am going to tell mom, and she is going to ban you from the spring break trip. This is the greatest day in my life!"

"I hate burst your bubble, but I had nothing to do with that. I am sure, dear sister, you know I have immature friends with immature sense of humor, this has to be their doing" it was kind of scary how effortlessly he could lie.

"As for my girlfriend, you are looking at her" Jonathan confidently wrapped one arm around Rona. Rona really badly wanted to punch him, but she froze since his arm was actually wrapped around her. She wanted to say something but the way Clary was examining her with narrow eyes, she almost felt scared.

"I am happy that our little misunderstanding is clear" Jonathan began, "Don't you have classes to attend to? I won't let trivial matter get in the way of your education, Little sister"

"I know you are lying, and I will prove it" was the last thing she said before she stormed out.

While Rona was still processing what had just happened, Jonathan gently unwrapped his arm, separating them.

"Are you okay?" He questioned her, she was looking a little pale.

She stared at him for a good minute trying to understand what had just happen. "ARE YOU CRAZY!"

"Crazy about you, babe" he laughed

"This is not a joke! I am not going to be your girlfriend so you can annoy your sister!"

"It's just for two weeks, plus Clary now thinks you are my girlfriend"

"That's my problem because...? I didn't tell you to make posters and hang it around school where your sister can see them" she was fuming, why did she aways get stuck in the craziest things?

"I forgot she existed, my vastly superior brain doesn't remember inconvenient things" why was he so calm?

She tried to contain her anger which was about to burst out. Then she calmly said, "You are an Idiot, and I am going to walk away now"

"You will come around, babe" Why was everything a joke to Jonathan Morgenstern? A world may never know.

"Stop calling me that!"