The Princess Fangirl: Re-crowned

Some Headcannons

I am still on hiatus, but this needed to be done. I was looking at the VT tag on Tumblr and there was some stuff on people ignoring Colon. So here's some headcannons!

Macaroni is legal in The Netherlands, so when he came over he had a whole bunch of different recipes memorized. Toast is always asking him to share them but Ghost won't let that happen.

He's actually pretty smart. Much smarter than Spooker, who is a well-meaning idiot.

While he was an Uber driver he met everyone in Little Butts. The Acachalla kids love him because he's a good storyteller.

He's a good storyteller because he's constantly watching TV and absorbing how they put together the storylines.

He and Spooker are really good friends.

He's a middle child. He has one older brother and one younger sister.

He once proposed to a girl he had been dating for years, but she said no. She had been offered a job in America working for a publishing company and she took it. He's still not over it.

He's very loyal. This was shown when Acachalla tried to get him to join P.I.G, offering him actual payment (in the form of Papa Acachalla dollars) but Colon turned him down.

He and Spooker are kind of like errand boys when they're not on cases. They get coffee, check the vaults where the ghosts are kept to make sure none escape, check to make sure Toast doesn't have any macaroni or whiskey hidden anywhere, ect.

Toast told him about Ghost and Jimmy after he put a murder show up on the TV while Ghost was in the room. 

He really likes murder mysteries. He has a huge collection of movies and shows at his house.

He's dyslexic. He can read, but it's super difficult.

This was fun. I might do something like this again. Let me know if you liked this. It was super fast and easy to write. I could post headcannons while I'm on hiatus! Feel free to comment some characters you'd like headcannons for!

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